I Will Never Date Another WriterMarianna TabaresI will never date another writer. Or, I will never date a writer who finds himself in competition with me when it…
Calm Down! And Other Unsolicited DirectivesMarianna TabaresThe older I get, the less I care to be told to calm down or anything unsolicited imperative statement. This isn’t the…
The Final Straw In Online DatingMarianna TabaresThere are plenty of reasons to feel apprehensive about online dating, and after you go into it with good faith and come…
"Breaking Up" When You're Barely Even DatingMarianna TabaresThat initial bracket of time when you start dating someone can determine pretty quickly whether you should continue seeing that person. However,…
The Time My Pants ExplodedMarianna TabaresNot trying to rip off (no pants pun intended) Laurie Notaro or anything, but I once had an exploding pants incident. I…
SOCIAL STUDIESThis Thing That Exists In Some Of UsMarianna TabaresFedge On May 8, 2012, a man named Jeff Barszcz, or “Fedge”, took his own life and left behind a few online…
SOCIAL STUDIESThe Mind's Debate On Complaints: School and Other Life ChoicesMarianna TabaresIn all the years leading up to the end of high school, you generally don’t have much of a choice but to…
SOCIAL STUDIESEnjoy The SirensMarianna Tabares“You know, if you got a weekend job, you could make some extra money.” I rolled my eyes at this painfully obvious…
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