“Instead of killing people with kindness, I think I’m just going to kill them.” -@Filleosophy

CD for Cats: “Meow that’s what I call music”. -@Meganamram

“Million dollar idea: Someone give me a million dollars.”-@Sbellelauren

“Cooking tip: Just melt cheese over it. Works every time.” -@JuliaGazdag

“If anyone needs to hire a grilled cheese flipper, I AM YOUR GIRL.” -@SamiMain

“Drinking a Slurpee and eating sour straws on the way to a dinner. I’m adorable/ gonna be the worst mom.” -@ShabtaiN

“I’ve been sitting on my purse for the last couple of hours. HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS? #fattybumbum” -@ItsMeJennyO

“I’m the friend that eats half of your cookie not to share your pain, but to just eat some cookie without feeling…