Tweet of the Day
Illustrated Tweet Of The DayMaritza Lugo“One day, when the doorbell rings, I’ll stop saying to my cat, “Ooooh Jimmy, is that your GIIIIRRRLFRIEND???” But that day is…
Illustrated Tweet Of The DayMaritza Lugo“Turns out guys freak out if you casually mention you’d like to celebrate Mother’s Day next year.”-@HeyitsLori
Illustrated Tweet Of The DayMaritza Lugo“I’m going to make some coffee and add a guy to my Burn Book. Will write his name in it over and…
Illustrated Tweet Of The DayMaritza Lugo“I want to get married just so I can throw my wedding ring in anger. I bet it’s a lot cooler than…
Illustrated Tweet Of The DayMaritza Lugo“People need to start ordering Disaronno on the rocks in a serious way. I will too… as soon as I figure out…
Illustrated Tweet Of The DayMaritza Lugo“Reminder to bring up in therapy that my mom refuses to be my Facebook friend.”-@Fennpgh
Illustrated Tweet Of The DayMaritza Lugo“My preferred form of birth control is turtlenecks.”-@Chelsea_Davison
