So You Think Being A Stewardess Is All About Glamour And Stacks Of Cash?Shawn KathleenOkay, so now that I am hopped up on anti-inflammatories, somewhat recovered from the crazy shift at my second job and am…
SOCIAL STUDIESHey Kale, We Get It — You’re Super Cool!Shawn KathleenI bet you just lounge around with your little organic friends in the local Whole Foods, waiting for that occasional, refreshing mist…
SOCIAL STUDIESResist The Urge: Don't Touch The Button!Shawn KathleenLet’s just go ahead and break this down, all basic-like. That button above your head with the outline of a stewardess holding…
SOCIAL STUDIESExcuse Me Sir, Did You Order The Meany Pants Special?Shawn KathleenIf you are a meany pants on my flight, when you order a drink you will more than likely receive what I…
SOCIAL STUDIESPublic Service Announcement: Toilets On Airplanes Do Indeed FlushShawn KathleenI guess I should start off by walking you through how to actually identify, and then access, the lavatory. The bathroom is…
Rants of a Sassy Stew








