FRESH GIGGLESAn Open Letter to the Girls Who Won the Google Science FairAnnie StamellDear Girls Who Won the Google Science Fair, When I was in 8th grade, I wrote the following in my Lisa Frank…
FRESH GIGGLESAn Open Letter to WD-40Annie StamellDear WD-40, Wow. Oh man. I mean, this? This is huge. If my dad knew I was writing you a letter he…
An Open Letter to the Inventor of CheeseAnnie StamellDear Inventor of Cheese, Oh my goodness. Oh my word, you invented cheese! You did! You! One day, you just had all…
FRESH GIGGLESAn Open Letter to the Dyson Airblade™ Hand DryerAnnie StamellDear Dyson Airblade™ Hand Dryer, I like to think if there were a God, and God invented Man, that God thought to…
TREATSAn Open Letter to SoupAnnie StamellDear Soup, Oh Soup. Soup, soup, soup. Whatever would I do without you? I am so glad the internet was invented…
BEAUTYAn Open Letter to the People Who Come Up with the Names for Nail Polish ColorsAnnie StamellTo Whom It May Concern, Now, let me just get something straight right away my good Sir(s) and/or Madam(s) who comes up…
CUTENESSAn Open Letter to Lisa FrankAnnie StamellDear Lisa Frank, Oh my goodness, Lisa Frank! It is you! It is really you! I am so glad that my letter…
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