SOCIAL STUDIESAn Open Letter to Girls Who Dress Up For The GymAnnie StamellDear Girls Who Dress Up For the Gym, Oh Sweetie (and I mean “sweetie” in the most condescending way you could possibly…
FRESH GIGGLESAn Open Letter to Hello KittyAnnie StamellDear Hello Kitty, You are beautiful and cute and magical and adorable and you always have the most very perfect bow tucked…
SOCIAL STUDIESAn Open Letter to Girlfriends Who Are Like SistersAnnie StamellDear Girlfriends Who Are Like Sisters, I love my older brother. I really, really do. He is, quite simply, the greatest. While…
ENTRTNMNTAn Open Letter to the TV Sleep TimerAnnie StamellDear TV Sleep Timer, According to “science”, you are not necessarily a good thing. See, I read in this report on this…
SOCIAL STUDIESAn Open Letter to Steve JobsAnnie StamellDear Steve Jobs, I learned how to type on the Apple IIe. I got a blueberry iBook on my 17th birthday. Now,…
SOCIAL STUDIESAn Open Letter to the Lady Who Stands in the Girls' Bathroom at The ClubAnnie StamellDear Lady Who Stands in the Girls’ Bathroom at The Club, I always wonder about you, Lady. Well, not always — and…
BEAUTYAn Open Letter to Nail ArtAnnie StamellDear Nail Art, It was a typical dark (bright) and dreary (beautiful) Los Angeles morning when I first learned about you, maybe…
ENTRTNMNTAn Open Letter to Fall TVAnnie StamellDear Fall TV, I want to make you a color-coded Excel spreadsheet, DVR you on four different televisions and then make sweet,…
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