Dear People With No One to Kiss on New Year’s Eve, So. You’ve got no one to kiss on New Year’s Eve?…

Dear Holiday Break, There are some really lovely “breaks” we get in life – Summer Break, a Kit Kat break, Spring Break,…

Dear Throw Pillows, I have like nine hundred of you. “Like nine hundred” may be an exaggeration. It could be closer to…

Dear People Who Leave Voicemail, No. Don’t do it. I know you’ve been trained to at the tone, but just hang up…

Dear Persimmons, Hi. This is awkward because I don’t actually know anything about you but here is my ode to you even…

Dear Thanksgiving, You are the best. It’s true. You’re that one holiday that everyone seems to cherish with unanimous love!  This is…

Dear Vampires, Ugh. You guys. You guys are just ruining it for everyone. And the worst part is, you’ve been at this…

Dear Pizza, I love pizza so much I want to name a cat Pizza. I love pizza so much that sometimes I…