Dear Pinterest, As a 20-something female who considers herself “web savvy” and “social” and “up with the trends” and “probably going to…

Dear Grandparents, You are sometimes zany and wacky and some of you smell like chicken noodle soup all the time and others…

Dear Aquaphor, Sometimes when I think about bigtime heavy important stuff like religion or politics or if I left my car keys…

Dear Mascara, Sometimes I think you might be the most undervalued makeup product in existence. See, sometimes when I wake up and…

Dear People Who Do Civil War Reenactments, So uh, what’s that like? You just like, get dressed up in your 1860s best…

Dear Boba Tea, I am going to make up what I think would be an accurate background story for your prevalence and…

Dear Pirate’s Booty, Hello Good Sirs! (Crikey! Is that the proper greeting for a pirate? I have no idea! My entire knowledge…

Dear Birthday Girls, This should be a letter of reprimand. This should be a letter about serious issues. This should be a…