Dear Women Who Measure Bra Sizes at Department Stores, You are life changers. You really are. You are like the Oprah of…

Dear People Who Stand Too Close, Excuse me sir or madam, but I am not sure you understand exactly what it is…

Dear Snacks, I would like to formally declare my love for snacks! See, I’m on the snacks diet. It’s a pretty good…

Dear Lap Desk (and Bed), Oh Lap Desk! You are my Lebowski Rug. You tie my life together. You cater to me,…

Dear ABC Family, It seems like just yesterday I was scrolling the cable channels on a giant box TV set in a…

Dear Arts & Crafts, Oh, how I long for the days of endless piles of multicolored construction paper, pipe cleaners and pom-poms!…

Dear Walking, Hey, moms and middle-aged ladies of the world – I totally get it. Walking is awesome. And I’m not talking…

Dear Emojis, I love you. If I were going to write you this letter in Emoji, then I would use the following…