6 Super Powers That Don't Exist, But ShouldAli AshbakerSuperheroes are so hot right now. You’ve got Spiderman and Batman on nearly every billboard in sight and last weekend, San Diego’s…
Whipped Cream and Spray Tans: Katy Perry's Part of Me and Magic MikeAli AshbakerThis week was a big week for movies. Especially if you are a tween, a gay man or an quarter-aged lady like…
I'm Addicted To Girl Scout PatchesAli AshbakerOh, Wes Anderson, how you break into my tween-age heart and steal dreams from my Lisa Frank diary. This week I saw…
Do Not Stuff Your Bra With Jello PuddingAli AshbakerThis past weekend I went to see Safety Not Guaranteed starring the one and only Aubrey Plaza. You know, the one from…
ENTRTNMNTIn Defense Of Reality TVAli AshbakerI’m the type of person who needs their media to match their mood. Real Housewives is prime television for a weeknight during…
ENTRTNMNTRobot Farts: ‘The Avengers' For DummiesAli AshbakerAre you a dummy? Me too. At least when it comes to The Avengers. I have never read any of the comic…
ENTRTNMNTJason Segel's Bum – An Engagement StoryAli AshbakerOh man, I love engagement stories almost as much as I love birthing stories. Don’t judge me. Which must be why I…
CUTENESSAnimals Be Doin' People Things – Get The DefibrillatorAli AshbakerWhen Disney was marketing their latest nature film, Chimpanzee, I don’t think their target demographic was a late 20s woman who eats…
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