ENTRTNMNTWhy Doesn't The Media Pay More Attention to Kim Kardashian?Caragh PohI’m sorry to blow your minds, but Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries got divorced. It’s true. Who saw that coming? Besides everyone,…
ENTRTNMNTProcrastination: Life Assassination.Caragh PohI am good at many things, such as being able to strike up one-sided conversations with dogs of any breed, starting something…
SOCIAL STUDIESNo Offense, But These Are Phrases We Need to Retire. Just Sayin'.Caragh PohNo offense “Your newborn son looks like you mated with an English Bulldog who had face AIDS. I don’t know what face…
MOMSReasons I Will Adopt, or: How My Vagina Will Remain UnstitchedCaragh PohI visualize a football trying to going through the hole of a doughnut. Just being smashed over and over again until the…
HOW TOsHow To Get Over Your Post-Vacation BluesCaragh PohI’m not saying this is the ideal system, but I am saying this is the route I took. Get home after your…
ENTRTNMNTUnconventional Ways My Las Vegas Trip Could Go Horribly AwryCaragh PohI gasped as I tripped over a miniscule divot recessed in the sidewalk. “What’s wrong?” Becca asked, as she looked back. “I…
ENTRTNMNTFear and Self Loathing in Jersey ShoreCaragh PohI sneak episodes of Jersey Shore like my father used to sneak drinks on the back porch in between my bedtime and…
HOW TOsHow to Cry Like an Expert: At a Party EditionCaragh PohI consider myself a Crying Connoisseur. I’ve cried on numerous couches, on the floors of two bathrooms, under the Santa Monica Pier…
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