Hey it’s me, totally normal teenager Alex Blagg, and this is the first installment of my new HelloGiggles series called “How To Be Cool In High School”, in which I teach you all about economics and social studies. JKJK who cares about that bullgarbage?! This column is actually REAL TEEN TALK about giving other kids like me the straight dope on how to tighten up your coolness game so you can run high school like I do. (How do I run high school? Well, imagine Ryan Gosling. Now picture him in high school. Now try to imagine him not being some lame-o sensitive actor dude and actually being cool and handsome and popular instead. That’s me. Nice to meet you.)
In this first episode, I’m gonna break down the whole idea of coolness, so you can start to get a sense of what it means and how you can achieve it if you keep watching all my vids.
So check my vid, then spread the word. But there’s one rule: NO GROWN-UPS OR NERDS ALLOWED!!!!
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