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NSFW! Lana Shea Balls Hard

And here I thought I was sick of the Harlem Shake. This lady, Lana Shea, just breathed new life into an old meme and it is GOOD. Granted, it’s only a two-week old meme, but in internet life that thing is essentially dead, gone and buried.

So yeah, here’s Lana. She has long, pretty hair (which looks amazingly great in a beanie), straight white teeth and is rocking sweats better than Jenny from the Block-era J.Lo. Her propensity for comfort clothes shows me that she’s definitely someone I’d want to be friends with. Also, she has a pitbull dogchild and I have a pitbull dogchild and together they could run around in flowery fields with scary spiky collars and live happily ever after. She’d round out my imaginary friend group really well, as I don’t yet have a female rapper at the table (obviously Jay-Z is my male rapper friend, if for no other reason than by Beyoncassociation).

Homegirl’s got some legit money-making flow (none of that Karmin nonsense) AND manages to spit it while driving a car with a Jameson-swilling unicorn-head in the backseat. I hope he shares that Jameson after Lana’s done chauffeuring him to wherever they’re going. She deserves it. Nobody ACTUALLY likes to be the DD.

Ch-ch-check it out (Also: Anyone else interested in watching her tear up Kreayshawn in a rap battle? Somebody make that happen.):

Featured image via YouTube

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