I’m always on the lookout for three things: Highway patrol, a good sale, and work-appropriate lipstick that can transition from day to night.
Due to my barista budget, I’m typically more of an unintentional Revlon clearance aisle spokesperson, but this is Notes from the Powder Room, not Notes from the Collection Agency (closer to my reality). Let’s live a little!
NARS Carthage Pure Matte lipstick will technically set you back $25. However, there is the added risk that if you get it at Sephora, you’ll probably end up getting distracted by something shiny. What I’m trying to say is, let’s just be real with ourselves and admit upfront that this is probably upwards of an $86 investment piece.
Carthage is a highly pigmented hot pink, but somehow not loud or obnoxious. It took me about ten seconds to paint my lips to satisfaction and it’s surprisingly forgiving. It’s basically a little tube of magic and wonder.
It feels… I mean, it feels like I’m wearing lipstick. It’s not particularly drying like other matte lipsticks I’ve tried, but it also doesn’t seem to have a strong command of any moisturizing properties.
One of my least favorite things is when my lipstick wears off more quickly than anticipated and no one tells me, leaving me with an uneven ring of shame around my mouth, so I put Carthage to the test.
Test #1: The simulation of a night out, albeit it an unfulfilling one. To achieve this, I drank two glasses of wine, smoked four cigarettes, and danced to a Ke$ha song.
Test #2: A make-out session with someone. I chose my hand.
Things around here are starting to slightly deteriorate, but color and coverage are very much intact. I think I still look totally acceptable as long as I stay out of natural light. It’s 11 p.m., so we’re all good here. Pass!
REACTIONS FROM OTHERS
I asked my boyfriend if he liked my lipstick and he said, “Your lipstick looks fantastic.” Keep in mind, this is after tests #1 and #2. Also worth keeping in mind that this is a man’s opinion from across a poorly lit apartment. One last thing to keep in mind is that he thinks I’m mad at him right now.
Well, I’m hungry. And you should probably pick this lipstick up.
Featured image via Beauty Blitz.