My Not-So-Secret Love for ‘The Secret Garden'

Spring is almost officially here. That means the temperature is rising, flowers are starting bloom and  I have to watch The Secret Garden.

I am obsessed with The Secret Garden. Specifically, Agnieszka Holland’s 1993 film version. It’s more than a lovely adaptation of Frances Hodgon Burnett’s delightful children’s novel. It is a work of art and I enjoy it greatly for these reasons:

1) The Petulant English Children

I love petulant English children. Whether we’re talking about Veruca Salt or Charlie Rawlins or Edmund Pevensie, I will always love a snotty English child. They’re just so much more charming than polite American children to me.

The Secret Garden boasts not one, but two, of my favorite petulant English children: Mary Lennox and Colin Craven.

When we meet Mary Lennox in the 1993 film version, she is being dressed like a doll, playing alone on a sand dune and then hiding under a bed while an earthquake and fire kills everyone she’s ever known. Goths wish they were Mary Lennox and Mary Lennox wishes everyone would  stop acting like smiling idiots. Mary is the heroine of The Secret Garden, which only serves to make her more badass. Her greatest triumphs not only come in picking herself up out of depression, but everyone around her through her indefatigable force of will–including her sickly cousin, Colin Craven.

Colin is even more churlish and petulant than Mary, so in my mind that makes  him even better. He’s like the Morrissey of children. Every time he opens his mouth, I expect him to sing, “Call me morbid, call me pale,” before calmly explaining how he’s going to die from everything. The interesting thing about Colin is that his physical afflictions are really just a result of his mental affliction. He’s sick in bed because he’s decided to be. As Mary tells him, “If everyone thought that [I was going to die], I wouldn’t do it.” She teaches him how to harness his innate petulance towards self-improvement, as we all should do.

See? Petulance is a positive trait.

2) The Moors

Never has bleakness looked so beautiful.

One of my dreams in life is to wear a flowing black gown and spin around in circles on a moor while crying things like, “My love!” or “Come back!” or “I’m in the garden!” or “I just want to dance and eat chocolate!”

Basically, my dream is to be Florence Welch.

I wish I could be smart and say that my love of the moors came from one of the Bronte sisters (whose books I love), but really it came from watching Dickon ride a small white horse across empty plains towards Misselthwaite Manor and into Mary’s pre-pubescent heart.*

The landscape in the film is absurdly beautiful. There has to be at least one grown woman out there who saw this as a child and decided to become a horticulturist. Or a person who rides small white horses around moors.

3) The Maggie Smith-ness of it all

For those of you who only know her as the Dowager Countess or Professor MacGonagall, let me just say: you don’t know Maggie Smith as well as you should, nor as well as you should like.

I mean, sure, start with The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, but watch The Secret Garden as soon as you can.  Mrs. Medlock is the most amazing character. She’s mean to the children, but that’s because she loves the children! She has bizarre leg shocking machines! She threatens to box ears! She cries at work, but they are steely tears of strength! She eats a chicken leg in a horsedrawn carriage!

4) The Cinematography and Soundtrack

This film is just pretty.

5) Martha

As much as I hate doing chores, I also think having a maid would be super awkward unless that maid was like Martha. Mary’s maid, Martha, is the sweetest and funniest maid I’ve ever seen in books or cinema. She brings Mary’s porridge every morning, she covers up for Mary’s shenanigans and she teases Mary when Mary is being a little pill. There’s also the fact that Victoria Beckham’s “Little Gucci Dress” joke from Spice World was originally Martha’s “Black, black or black?” joke in The Secret Garden. So, essentially, Posh Spice wants to be a 19th century Yorkshire maid.

Let’s also not forget that Martha teaches Mary the importance of “skipping rope”.

6) The fact that the story is an allegory for overcoming depression

Okay, okay…it’s not just an allegory. It is a story about people overcoming depression. Mary, Colin, Colin’s dad, the crotchety gardener, and the house are all miserable when the story begins. Because Mary chooses to be proactive and to bring the garden back to life, everyone else learns to do the same for themselves. They choose to fight their depression and “to plant seeds…to make things grow!” in their life.

The Secret Garden is a story about how terrible things can happen to us, but that doesn’t mean our lives have to be terrible. Just as winter gives way to spring, loss can lead to love. However, just as Mary and Dickon have to actively pull the weeds out of the garden to bring the beauty back to life, we need to learn how to get rid of our bad habits.

It’s really beautiful and inspiring.

7) Those Animals

There’s a robin who befriends people. There’s a baby lamb who learns how to walk. There’s a duck. There’s a crow. There’s a grown man with a hunch back who needs to get a tan and a hair cut. What else do you want?

So there it is, The Secret Garden is an amazing film and should be watched every spring in the same way that Love Actually is watched every winter. I’m sure this specific version would benefit from more Colin Firth (Hello, 1987 version!), but it’s still one of my favorite all-time films and I think it should be everyone’s.

Who wants to get dressed up and spin around a moor?

*By the way, the weird Mary-Colin-Dickon love triangle in The Secret Garden is just Lady Chatterly’s Lover for children, right? If you know what I’m talking about, discuss. If not, make sure you’re an adult before looking that stuff up. I don’twant to cause another trial like the one in the UK in 1960.

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