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Looking For a Good Horoscope Site? Come Hither!

YOLO, ya’ll. I’ve never been particularly into astrology because, well, it scares me a bit and I imagine that if I become too accepting of it, then Ill end up wearing a moo moo and lugging around a crystal ball talking about my snazzy moon rocks I’ve inherited from the ghost of Christmas past. Supes sexy, right? But the truth of the matter is astrology – the study of the movements and relative positions of celestial bodies interpreted as having an influence on human affairs – makes a smidge of sense and here is why. The energy that is put out onto the universe, whether you want to believe it or not, does influence your human activity and if you take the time to track the progress on your own you will see for yourself.

Now, you have to be careful because “tracking” and “obsessing” are two completely different things so when you are preparing to believe in your sign, just try not to talk to it with a ton of people, because that is a surefire way to never get laid again. Fact. Now, let’s take the full moon that is going to happen on September 29th as an example. No big whoop, right? It’s just a full moon.Well for some, right. But, for others wrong. As those dates creep up, grab a pen and hip piece o’ paper and track how you are feeling a few days before the full moon, then the day of and, then the three days after. You will see a difference I’m almost sure. For some signs this full moon is happy time but, for other signs like yours truly Scorpio, it basically told me in a few words or less to “stay the heck inside because I’ll like turn into a werewolf or some junk and begin to eat small children’s toes.” (Hey I said in a few words or less not “exactly.”)

Take a gander at It’s the closest, most dead on site that was passed along to me that actually breaks down your month and gives you the ability to track it through your calendar. Now, if you don’t want to be aware of your power days or days to stay inside from the world then don’t click there. Because as skeptical as Little momma is, she really saw truth in these dates and nearly ran for the hills. And just a heads up, as you read you are going to see days like “September 12 or 13 are big days for money” and you’ll end up receiving three different checks for like, $14, or finding four quarters that you needed for laundry. Big money! Big money! Enjoy.


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