I wasn’t falling sleep. Again.
As ‘Light Rain’ was passively failing me, I switched The Sleep Machine to ‘Fragrant Rain Forrest’ and then “Ocean” before ditching the useless contraption altogether and settling in on Netflix: STEEL MAGNOLIAS, duh. It is proven fact that when even ‘Terrifying Thunderstorm’ fails to drown the sounds of Neighbor-Boy-Home-From-College and his beer pong tournament, nothing is more comforting than the site of Julia Roberts spitting up orange juice as Olympia Dukakis offers a mint. Perhaps it’s the “count your blessings” concept that settles me: I might have insomnia, but at least I don’t have to deal with diabetes. Not to mention, citrus gives me mouth ulcers.
For those of you smart enough to follow myself or Molls on Twitter, you’re already aware that our favorite obsession, Cassie Steele, will once again be hanging with us on THE WORD this Sunday. And while this post might have initially seemed a bit disjointed, now you understand last night’s insomnia! Sunday’s guest is not simply Cassandra from Canada. She’s Manny Santos. She’s Abby freakin’ Vargas! (Pray for us, Congregation!)
There isn’t enough time here to get into the details and prep work that goes into a Cassie appearance, but perhaps I’ll read her list of demands on Sunday while she gives us ALL the scoop on THE LA COMPLEX, SEASON TWO, premiering on The CW JULY 17th!
Don’t forget to send your questions for CASSIE, Molls and I to email@example.com (Subject Line: ”The Word”) and tune in LIVE on Ustream at 6pmPST /9pmEST!