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12/10/2011 04:12 am
Ruby's Corner Letters to People I Know (Thank you, Jimmy Fallon!)
Ruby Karp

So I was watching Late Night with Jimmy Fallon the other night with my mom and he does this hilarious bit where he writes thank you notes. So I got inspired to do the same thing.

Dear Mom,
You say eat your vegetables. I say I am. Pizza is now a veggie so please, can I have my healthy snack and can it be pizza?
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear all my Teachers,
When we get all that homework, so do you.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Rocky (my dog),
Dude, you are not a cat. Repeat after me.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear People Who Fight-Text,
If you can’t say it to my face, don’t bother.

Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Bullies and Ickheads,
Listen to Taylor swift’s ‘Mean’. And get a clue…
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Mom,
It’s okay that other kids annoy you. That’s one of the billions of things that makes you the best mom ever.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Internet,
You are why I am so socially awkward.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Moms Who Embarrass Their Kids (BTW, not my Mom),
It isn’t so funny when it’s you!
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Muppets,
MANAMAHNAH!
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear BFF,
Girl, everyone should have a best friend like you.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Molly, Sophia and Zooey,
Thank you for reminding girls everyday that being one is awesome.
Sincerely,
Ruby

If you were to give someone a shout out, what would you say? We want to know. And please give me a holla on my Tumblr or Twitter.

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12/10/2011 04:12 am
Ruby Karpview all posts by Ruby

Hi! I am Ruby! I like to take long walks on the beach and - NO! I am a realistic person. I observe and write about the idiotic things I see. I am the BIGGEST goody two-shoes you will ever meet. I won't do ANYTHING bad. I loooooooove exclamation points and use them a lot! I have an awesome mom and a black pug named Rocky. I also have a thing for performing, swimming and volleyball! I hope you enjoy my corner. You can also follow me on Facebook, Twitter @rubykarp or my blog.

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    you are so funny, Ruby!

    David Herbruck | 12/12/2011 03:12 pm

  2. thank you, My mum can be SO EMBARRASING!

    Luci Allinson | 12/12/2011 01:12 pm

  3. Why do parents embarrass their kids? I have a 7 year-old and I wouldn’t think of doing that to him. Sad :(

    Kristin Galea | 12/10/2011 04:12 pm

  4. Dear Ruby,

    When I have a daughter, I want her to be just like you.
    Sincerely,
    Lis

    Elisabeth Miller | 12/10/2011 09:12 am

  5. Well done, again!!

    Randi Robinson | 12/10/2011 09:12 am

  6. Dear Ruby,
    It’s ok to be socially awkward…
    Have you seen New Girl?!?
    And Jess is doing just fine!
    Sincerely,
    Amanda

    Amanda Koldy | 12/10/2011 08:12 am

  7. Dear Ruby,
    This was adorable!
    Sinc.. LOVE,
    Jenny

    Jennifer Louise O'Neill | 12/10/2011 07:12 am

  8. Dear Ruby,
    This was the BEST!
    Sincerely,
    Liat

    Liat Aviram | 12/10/2011 05:12 am
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