Ruby's CornerLetters to People I Know (Thank you, Jimmy Fallon!)Ruby Karp

So I was watching Late Night with Jimmy Fallon the other night with my mom and he does this hilarious bit where he writes thank you notes. So I got inspired to do the same thing.

Dear Mom,
You say eat your vegetables. I say I am. Pizza is now a veggie so please, can I have my healthy snack and can it be pizza?
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear all my Teachers,
When we get all that homework, so do you.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Rocky (my dog),
Dude, you are not a cat. Repeat after me.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear People Who Fight-Text,
If you can’t say it to my face, don’t bother.

Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Bullies and Ickheads,
Listen to Taylor swift’s ‘Mean’. And get a clue…
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Mom,
It’s okay that other kids annoy you. That’s one of the billions of things that makes you the best mom ever.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Internet,
You are why I am so socially awkward.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Moms Who Embarrass Their Kids (BTW, not my Mom),
It isn’t so funny when it’s you!
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Muppets,
MANAMAHNAH!
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear BFF,
Girl, everyone should have a best friend like you.
Sincerely,
Ruby

Dear Molly, Sophia and Zooey,
Thank you for reminding girls everyday that being one is awesome.
Sincerely,
Ruby

If you were to give someone a shout out, what would you say? We want to know. And please give me a holla on my Tumblr or Twitter.

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  1. you are so funny, Ruby!

  2. thank you, My mum can be SO EMBARRASING!

  3. Why do parents embarrass their kids? I have a 7 year-old and I wouldn’t think of doing that to him. Sad :(

  4. Dear Ruby,

    When I have a daughter, I want her to be just like you.
    Sincerely,
    Lis

  5. Well done, again!!

  6. Dear Ruby,
    It’s ok to be socially awkward…
    Have you seen New Girl?!?
    And Jess is doing just fine!
    Sincerely,
    Amanda

  7. Dear Ruby,
    This was adorable!
    Sinc.. LOVE,
    Jenny

  8. Dear Ruby,
    This was the BEST!
    Sincerely,
    Liat

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