‘Law and Order: SVU’ Marathons That Need To ExistErin Mallory Long

My bios on the internet do not lie. I WOULD like to submit my resume for curator of Law & Order: SVU Marathons. While watching a marathon called “The Up All Night” Marathon that appeared to just be comprised of episodes where the gang was working into the night, I decided it was time to actually think about what SVU marathons I want to make.

Please consider this my application to turn my dream into a job.

  • Jerky Spoiled Brats Are the Perps
  • Hey! Maybe the Guest Star Did It!
  • Olivia Benson Has Perfect Hair Always
  • More Like UN-Stabler, Am I Right?
  • Actors From Lost [Seriously, so many people from Lost have appeared on SVU: Michael Emerson, Naveen Andrews, Henry Ian Cusick (he’s in two as the same character!), Elizabeth Mitchell (she’s in two as DIFFERENT characters), Maggie Grace, Ian Somerhalder, Malcolm David Kelley, William Mapother. And I’m sure there are others but these are what I remembered off the top of my head.]
  • Teens Are the Worst
  • Did You Know Olivia is a Product of Rape?
  • Don’t Talk to Stabler About Child Molesters, He Will Fly Off the Handle!
  • Let’s All Go Undercover
  • Benson & Stabler Play Lovers, World Swoons
  • “We’re Not From Vice.” [Can also be “We’re Not From Narcotics”]
  • Ugh, Those Pesky Drug Cartels
  • Sister Peg Gets the Crap Beat Out of Her Again [This was a suggestion from tumblr that I’m obsessed with]
  • Munch is a Conspiracy Theorist
  • Who Are These New ADA’s? We Hate Them!
  • Hey, Do You Remember Cragen is An Alcoholic?
  • Finn Knows About Stuff No One Else Does [I love that episode, “Down Low” when Finn teaches them about being on the “down low”]
  • Someone Falls From a Building…Again
  • Wait, This Story Sort of Sounds Like it Was Ripped From the Headlines!
  • A Rapist Attacks Via a Fire Escape
  • You Look REALLY Familiar [All the episodes where people have been in multiple episodes as different characters: Hayden Panettiere, Kyle MacLachlan, Diane Neal, Sarah Hyland…I know there are more…]
  • Someone Can’t Handle Working SVU Cases Anymore
  • Surprise! Stabler Got Shot Again! [Remember when he’s literally THROWN FROM A BUILDING but survives?]
  • LOL, These Guys are Using Internet Slang!
  • “Wildlife” [This is where they just play the episode “Wildlife” on repeat for the length of a marathon]

(Adapted from a post on my tumblr)

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=34800736 Erin Kowalsky

    There is a marathon on right now called “The Red Carpet Marathon” for the Emmys… Reminded me of this post!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1481528706 Morgan Flanagan-Folcarelli

    SO MUCH YES!
    I just went to the tumblr link… “Aw Shit Kathy’s Mad” would make an AWESOME marathon.
    Cuz it happens so often.
    And it makes a great Benson/Stabler episode, which is always fantabulous.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=822530275 Kaylin Young

    I just have to thank you. I love, love, LOVE SVU. I am in love that it is on netflix and it can be L&O: SVU 24/7. I’d say it would have to be a marathon about the best one liners…. SVU has the greatest deadpan delivery….

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1560225823 Maria Laramore

    I love this list How about “Episodes when Stabler is forced to go to counselling for beating/harassing/whatever a suspect”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001908835647 Molly Newcomb

    “Let’s complain about the Feds getting in the way”

  • Sarah Heyward

    “Olivia is the perp’s type”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=800593 Erin Long

      Um, obviously. “Perp Is Obsessed With Olivia”

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1300236674 Melanie Mccauley

    “Dates that Olivia’s excited about, but everyone knows she’ll never make it to. Ever.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=800593 Erin Long

      YESSSS

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=511826480 Sarah Gollhofer

    “Hey! Maybe the Guest Star Did It!” YES.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1078072351 Christina Land

    Loose Ends: all the episodes that leave you longing for closure because it ends without a verdict or knowing what happens to the perp.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=56902555 Alyssa Bacon-Liu

    Can you make sure there is one for “Let’s be honest: Stabler is not that great of a dad” ?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502822158 Kisha Tapangan

    The calming words of Dr. Huang always brings justice

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1797327352 Alexandra Oppenheimer

    Benson & Stabler play good cop/bad cop so the perp spills it all to Stabler

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=800593 Erin Long

      UGH YES! That’s one of my favorite things. It’s so good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001747237724 Kendra Harmel

    Olivia and ADA sexual tension

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=502822158 Kisha Tapangan

    Gah, Tuesdays are better because of Law and Order: SVU marathons.

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