I’m sure you have all heard of Donald Trump’s latest announcement, asking President Barack Obama to reveal his college transcripts and passport application. In exchange, Trump will pay $5 million to a charity of Obama’s choosing. This is offensive and ridiculous on multiple levels, but I think maybe, just maybe, Donald Trump wants to take attention away from one of the biggest mysteries of all: his hair.

He has had this signature hairstyle for quite sometime and it pains me that we may never be able to understand it in all of it’s crowing glory. I want to know what products he uses, whether he takes any supplements to make it appear fluffy, and I want to know what it feels like. I may never get close enough to Trump to learn these things so I figured the next best thing would be to dedicate this gallery to his iconic hair.