So, admittedly, today’s Weirdos and Creepers email has nothing to do with Cheers the classic ’80s TV show or even Cheers the replica bar in Boston. When you get to the line that this image relates to, however, you’ll see why this W&C email has already risen to Classic Creeper status amongst my friends and family who fell in love with this one immediately. Just try and stop yourself from using it as your email signature from now on.
To preface this strange entry into W&C introductory emails I have to share this guy’s foretelling self-summary (in its entirety) which was quoted to me at the top of this amazingness (of course, this is also un-edited):
Kawasaki first rule: If you want to make revolution, you have to start by unleashing revolutionary products and ideas or real feelings!!!!!!
I mean, just that alone is enough to qualify this guy as a top notch W&C, right? But oh no… it gets much, much better. Below is the illustrious email… behold the glory. I feel I must point out that in my profile I make sure to clearly mention that religion is not really something I’m into or necessarily believe in…but that never quite stops the Bible-thumping Weirdos & Creepers from throwing God into the mix while emailing me. Which as you can imagine is just really the icing on the Weird and Creepy cake that is my online dating experience.
Be sure to let me know if you guys also start using “Cheers and Basic” as your new favorite catchphrase!
F my life.
Subject: hi
Hi, my name is ——-, it is very difficult to talk about ourselves, I’ll try to make an introduction about me. I consider my self a person 100% natural, very determined, cheers and basic, I enjoy the simple things of the life and create must live intensely every minute on our existence. To cultivate the friendship and never to lose I tie relative, and first of all never to forget that we have a God to you to which everything we must to him and to be been thankful by all the received blessings. If you are interested on have a good friendship just reply me.
See you soon!!!
These emails are hysterical, keep them coming. I am so happy to see that there are other women out there having the same online dating experiences (I can totally relate). Don’t worry about the people who are writing lame comments, it’s clear they are just too up tight to see the humor in it. This blog rocks!!
I love reading hellogiggles because I find the entries to be uplifting, positive, and funny. I don’t see any of that here. I didn’t know that hellogiggles was a place to come and slam people.
AHAHAHAAAAAAA. A.MA.ZING.
Thanks for reading and yes, I do actually speak another language, but that is sort of besides the point. In my profile I greatly emphasize my love of the written word, the fact that I went to school for writing and made a career out of it – and that I’m entirely uninterested in people who either write a single word email to me or generally have zero grasp on writing/speaking and understanding English…because truly, how could we possibly make a connection if I can’t understand a word you are saying? Regardless, if someone genuinely nice and interesting but English-challenged were to write me a sweet note, I would never call them a W&C and/or use them on this series. But that is clearly not the case here. The least of this person’s problems is his ESL status. And if you can’t see that, and the humor in his intro email, I do apologize, but please save the judgements. This is really all in good fun and no one is being hurt except for possibly my love life. Thanks!
I believe that it isn’t the language that is in question, but the fervor of his beliefs. It is quite intense and a bit much for a ” hi my name is….” email, don’t you think? And, it is very possible that English is his first language and he is just very bad at it.
It seems mean to make fun of someone who is clearly an English Language Learner. Not being competent in a language makes you a W&C? Do you speak any other languages,,,perfectly?
Ha… “just reply me.”