It seems like conspiracy theories are absolutely everywhere lately. From #fakenews to actual fake news, it’s pretty hard to tell what’s true these days. But we’re pretty sure the rumor about a reptilian Justin Bieber is fake. So how did the “Justin Bieber transformed into a giant reptile” theory get started? Well, depends on if you’re a
believer believer or not.
If you buy into the theory, it all started when, according to PerthNow.com.au, hundreds of fans allegedly saw Bieber go full reptilian. If you, uh, don’t, then it seems fair to assume it started when YourNewsWire.com posted an article about the “shapeshifting” star featuring a (doctored) screenshot of a “scrubbed from the internet” PerthNow.com.au article.
This screenshot, to be precise.
They didn’t just get the headline — they also got the text of the article, which claims that Bieber’s “head shrunk and his eyes went black with a black stripe down the middle. He grew a few feet taller and had gross coloured scales all over his body. It happened so fast but everyone saw it and started screaming and crying.”
Seems about right.
Especially for a site that also claims Queen Elizabeth shapeshifted on live TV. Oh, yeah, and that “a group of shapeshifting reptilian humanoids determined to control the world” called the Babylonian Brotherhood are now ushering in the New World Order. (JBiebs is, of course, a member of this ruling class. Duh.)