Item of the Day: Full Bacon Suit

You never go full bacon. But tell that to this guy.

It takes a real winner to even fry doing this. I’ll shout it loud lard: a bacon suit is a true bacon of light in the fashion industry. I guess you could say that I’ve got a real lardon for this guy. I’m sorry to get so salty with my language, but this is a choice man; a real cut above everyone else. This suit is a crisp look. I think after seeing this, we’ll all be cured of any fashion trends. But you get the porkture. I’ll leave you a loin now.

Bacon Suit. $60.99.