I love t-shirts. The only thing I love more than regular t-shirts is printed t-shirts. Back in college, I spent way too much time on Threadless, Delia’s and Busted Tees, looking for the cleverest slogans I could plaster across my chest. Unfortunately, I am not in college anymore and watching a lot of What Not To Wear has informed me that I am not a billboard or something and it is allegedly no longer appropriate to wear shirts that say stuff on them.
Fortunately, it turns out you can say stuff without actually having words written on your clothing. Take this Glow In The Dark Solar System Tee. It says lots of things, like “I am interesting,” or “I like space,” or “You will definitely notice me at a party because I am the only one wearing a shirt that glows in the dark.” Plus, this shirt is handmade in Portland, the best place in the universe, so it has to be great. I bought the shirt as a souvenir from my recent trip, but lucky for you, they have an online store here.