Nothing is more boring at breakfast than hearing about other people’s dreams. Of course, the rare occasions on which I actually remember my dreams, I am all too eager to relay them to the people around me. That’s where owning a good dream dictionary can really come in handy. It’s organized by symbol so whatever you saw in the night can be matched to its corresponding meaning. Dreamt about losing your teeth? Well, teeth represent fear. Really mundane dream about applying moisturizer? Renewal and a fresh start. See, your mornings are more fun already. Bonus: freak out your roommates by telling them everything they saw represents death. They’ll probably stop trying to tell you their dreams.
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