ITEM OF THE DAY

Item of the Day

I don’t know if you know this about me, but I cannot sleep. I just am not one of those people who can fall asleep anytime, anywhere and wake up rested and relaxed. It just doesn’t work like that for me. My roommates and parents are always telling me to like, take a bath and try and relax, or turn off all my electronics before bed, or drink some sleepy time tea – and I’m always like, “I’ve tried guys, sleeping is just not my thang.”

Well, maybe I’ve changed, or maybe this drink is just crazy good…because I can sleep now. If I drink a Neuro Sleep, I can literally sleep peacefully for hours. I brought home a bunch of bottles of this the other day and each of my roommates (there’s five of them) has tried it. It’s actually hilarious to watch them all drink this because no one expects it to be so good at what it says it can do, which is make you sleep.

I’m gonna quickly break down some of their experiences because Nuero Sleep has got to be one of the most effective things I’ve ever seen. Not only does it work for me, it works for my roommates too.

Vicky – Vicky is for some reason always sick. Like, she needs to get her tonsils out today and just stop leaving the house because when she does she comes home ill (she says ill not sick, she’s British, yo). She was crazy sick the other day and couldn’t sleep because of how awful she felt (Tylenol PM didn’t even work). I gave her a glass of water & this drink and she was OUT!

Rozzi – Rozzi hates napping like me. We’re not freaks, it’s just like, waking up from a deep sleep in the middle of the day throws us off so much. We’re always groggy and grumpy after a nap and it sucks. Rozzi also never allows herself to nap. Girlfriend is busy singing most of the time. So when I came home and everyone was watching TV and I asked where Roz was and they told me she was napping, I thought something awful happened. But something awful didn’t happen, something great happened, she just drank some Neuro Sleep and passed out.

Look, the bottom line is that this drink literally does what it says, which is rare in a beverage. And it’s not just the neuro-sleep. I drink neuro-bliss at work and it’s great, neuro-gasm whenever I feel like it and it’s awesome too…really just all of the neuro-drinks are great. I seriously recommend you try at least one!

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