ITEM OF THE DAY

Item of the Day

by Alessandra Rizzotti

Um.  Excuse me???  Who are you, baby?  And this costume of yours?  Who made it?  Dolce and Gabbana?  Versace?  Your mother?!?  Okay, your mother has defined ULTIMATE CUTENESS by making you AND your costume.  Maybe your costume was made four years ago, but you are my item of the day right now and forever because I JUST discovered you on the interweb.  I don’t even like candy corn, but on a baby, I am totally enamored with it.  I get SICK from looking at your cuteness.    Will you please never grow up or maybe just be a candy corn for the rest of your life?  Please?  Thank you.

Your Biggest Fan,

Alessandra Rizzotti

P.S. Your mom needs to do mass orders of your costume so that all babies can be transformed into little cute candy corns like yourself.   If the world was filled with baby candy corns, Occupy Wall Street would just end immediately.  I am sure of it.

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Alessandra Rizzotti is a former child model who currently works for the R-rated cartoon show Family Guy. She’s written for Smith, Heeb and Neave's online magazines, and has been published in two Harper Perennial books. Alessandra lives in Silverlake where she makes terrariums and spends time with her five animals, Maude the dog, cats Hunter, Max and Princess Bunny Buttons, as well as her boyfriend, who she affectionately calls "Bear". You can see more of her work here and there, but maybe just follow her everywhere.
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    This baby is really cute, but Alessandra, I’d really rather the Occupy Wall Street to continue so when she/he grows up the world would be descent again.

    Maria Clara Lima | 10.29.2011

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    Oh yes I meant the need for Occupy Wall Street…

    Alessandra Rizzotti | 10.29.2011

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    Too stinkin’ CUTE!

    Kyisha Thompson | 10.29.2011

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    I just died from cuteness overload. I am totally going to make this for my future baby some day!

    Stephanie Arafiles Bridgman | 10.30.2011

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    I’m fairly certain this is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen.

    Thank you.

    Sara Michaels | 11.01.2011