Um. Excuse me??? Who are you, baby? And this costume of yours? Who made it? Dolce and Gabbana? Versace? Your mother?!? Okay, your mother has defined ULTIMATE CUTENESS by making you AND your costume. Maybe your costume was made four years ago, but you are my item of the day right now and forever because I JUST discovered you on the interweb. I don’t even like candy corn, but on a baby, I am totally enamored with it. I get SICK from looking at your cuteness. Will you please never grow up or maybe just be a candy corn for the rest of your life? Please? Thank you.
Your Biggest Fan,
P.S. Your mom needs to do mass orders of your costume so that all babies can be transformed into little cute candy corns like yourself. If the world was filled with baby candy corns, Occupy Wall Street would just end immediately. I am sure of it.