There are definitely red Super Mario Brothers mushrooms in the rokacola Etsy shop, but the ones you want are the green ones. Anyone who’s ever played the game knows that the green mushrooms are the best because they give you an extra life, which is way cooler than the height that the red one gives you. Who cares about height when you have an entire extra shot at the whole “being alive” thing?
Yo, is this a fashion statement or a lifestyle?
[MOLLS’ NOTE: This post has been edited since its original publishing because I am totally a moron and forgot that the green mushrooms give you an extra life, and not fireballs, as I originally stated.]