Item of the Day

I am a deeply cool person who really understands the meaning of surrounding myself with things that make me happy, so I’ve just ordered this Elvis Presley Blue Suede Shoes Jukebox 65mm Waterglobe.

As a huge Elvis fan and a general lover of tacky crap, I can’t wait to find a place in my home to show off this beautiful tchotchke. I realized after I bought it that 65mm is really small and that I probably should have gotten something much visually offensive, but I think this is the perfect size to put on my desk at work on the windowsill above my kitchen sink where I keep my Gumby doll.