Want to show revenge in a completely safe, non-criminal way? Do you also need new knives and a way to store them? Well, do I have the product for you!
This little guy (known as “THE EX”) is more hilarious than harmful and could definitely spruce up your kitchen while also serving as a conversation piece (as well as a way to subtly make sure the new guy you invite over know better than to mess with your heart!) Although a bit pricey (currently $80 on Amazon.com), it consists of 5 stainless steel knives and of course, your “victim”, available in seven different colors ranging from Chrome to Orange. It’d make a great gift for the quirky chef in your life. Or, for yourself. Or maybe you should really buy more than one, so they can keep each other company. That makes sense, right?
The knives include an 8-inch chef’s knife, an 8-inch bread knife, a 5-inch utility knife, an 8-inch carver, and a 3-1/2-inch paring knife. If you ever wanted to learn about proper knife usage, this guy can lead you in the right direction. And if you’re anything like me, you’d vow to learn about knife usage, and then use the chef’s knife to spread cream cheese on a bagel by week two, due to accessibility/a lack of clean silverware. No judgments here.
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i have one! the knives are pretty decent but the knife “man” holder takes up a lot of counter space.
I have one of those!
If I get married, I am totally putting that on my registry.
This has the show Dexter written all over it. Someone should send it to the writers to put in it as a little joke
That. Is. Awesome.