Cents and Sensibility

Irresponsible Ways I Waste Money

The other day I paid a $24.50 library fine. That’s right. $24.50. And no, library fines don’t accrue interest. I asked because I was in disbelief, too. I’m just so irresponsible that I had 3 books overdue by a month.

Up until that point, I was on a good streak with this whole “adulthood” thing. I made a major, cost-effective change to my health insurance. I recently got a promotion. Just the other day, I even put away my laundry the same night that I washed it! But wasting almost $25 on something as simple as a library fine can really take the wind out of your big-girl sails.

I know the older and more responsible you get, the more you have to pay for – mortgages, children, prunes, retirement accounts, etc. But being irresponsibly young also comes at a cost. These costs are gross, unnecessary and completely avoidable. So I am turning over a new leaf! No more library fines. I am adding that to my litany of irresponsible expenses. Some of these things I’ve avoided for years. Some of these things I paid for last month. In either case, I know better. And now you will know better, too:

Parking Tickets – I used to think that parking tickets were just a necessary evil when you live in a major city. Then, the first year after college, I had enough parking tickets to cover a month of rent. I quickly changed my mind. And until local governments develop some kind of annual pass system, parking tickets will continue to be a huge waste of money. Let’s put our reading comprehension skills to good use, follow the signs and swear off parking tickets altogether.

Also, in case you didn’t know, a facial and microdermabrasion appointment takes more than an hour, so feed the parking meter accordingly. Learned that one the hard way.

Traffic Tickets – As much as we joke about cops trying to make their quota, doing 87 mph on the freeway last month was not my smartest move. In fact, it was a move that will cost me $250, plus another $65 if I opt for traffic school to erase that mistake off my driving record. So no more speeding, no texting (let’s be real, Instagram can wait), and no sneaking into the carpool lane. And if you do get pulled over, try crying. Sometimes it helps.

Things I Forgot to Return – I have a terrible habit of procrastinating errands. Sometimes, I procrastinate way past the return policy. Every now and again I am able to charm my way into store credit, but I really need to get it together. Buyer’s remorse is bad enough without having to get stuck keeping your purchase.

Things Purchased While Intoxicated – My roommate once blacked out and bought an ugly brown, fur-trimmed snowboarding jacket. He didn’t realize it until it arrived in the mail and he checked his purchase history. I’ve never done something quite as far fetched. But my willingness to buy everyone a round of drinks increases with the number of rounds I’ve already had. What can I say? I’m a generous drunk. I either need to stop being so generous or stop being so drunk. Decisions, decisions…

Bank Fees – Admittedly, I haven’t paid a bank fee in God knows how long. (Otherwise, you should not trust me for financial advice.) But I’d be amiss not to mention them. I get that sometimes you fall in a financial hole and can barely keep your head above water. I’ve been there. But overdraft fees, interest on your credit cards, and unnecessary annual fees add up. Curb your spending to avoid interest payments. Set up automatic alerts on your checking account so you don’t overdraft. And if your bank is charging you for the simplest services, like using your debit card or talking to a teller, consider switching to a new bank or credit union.

This list will only get longer as I get more responsible. I hope. But for now, these will do just fine. I’m really looking forward to saving money in responsible and obvious ways. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll start by finishing those library books…

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  • http://www.facebook.com/tifatheteddy Tiffany Bigger

    Those are some really good ideas in saving money by being responsible. My friend once used my library card and lost the book she ended up having to pay around $64.00 bucks! More than triple the amount if the book. I’m not sure why but be careful when you lend to someone. I’ve also lost around $200 lending money to a friend who never plans to pay it back. That’s an unfortunate thing for other people who need the money who ask me now but unless I have extra which I don’t nowadays I can’t be giving free handouts.

  • http://www.facebook.com/superjacinthebox Jac Sanchez

    lol…I’m sorry but, did I write this article? At the moment I have library fees waiting for me, unreturned items in my trunk and have definitely left the mall thinking “when did I buy all this stuff?”

  • http://www.facebook.com/mary.c.silver M.C. Silver

    I know I saved a ridiculous amount over the years by having a librarian mother. All fees waived. You could keep a book for sooo long (except if someone else had requested it). Luckily, my library has a $10 max fine.

    I’m also the worst at returning things…I still have an extra Rubbermaid water jug in my closet from when I went all paranoid during the last hurricane. Lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=859475373 Becky Lippert

    Coffee shops are the devil. There are three within a 3 minute walk of my office. To leave my office during lunchtime is a trap.

  • http://www.facebook.com/beka.ginhallhustlers Bekaandthe GinHall Hustlers

    soda machines. Bring a six pack of your favorite to work, make the ice in the freezer, and stop paying 75cents tp $1 a can to The Man. I did have to put a sign on it so no one would drink it though. lol

    Also coffee. Make your own at work- bringing really good ground coffee is still %99 cheaper than going to StarBUCK$. It’s like a mortgage payment. Yes, I am a homeowner now. 😉 So I tell myself there’s some things I just don’t care about looking “cool” or not. Screw “The Man! ”

    Looking out for #1. Once you drink down that overpriced coffee, it’s a mortgage payment you can never get back, if you are there every day.

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily7932 Emily Hunt

    Well, think of it this way, at least the library fines are going to a good cause. The $70 I spent on shoes the other day? Not so much. The mall is a trap. Seriously. #SupportLibraries #ImALibrarian

  • http://www.facebook.com/sherriloo Sherri Lamb

    I forgot to return my Redbox DVD’s…for a week :(

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