“My pregnant friend just peed four times in just under two hours. Knocking someone up seems like cruel and unusual punishment.”-@KevinBabbles
- Rachel PaigeRaccoon goes for a swim, majorly stresses his brother out
- Carlyn HillI got plastic surgery at 17—here's what I learned
- Molly SeeleyIn praise of making friends who are older than you
- Bridey HeingThere's a new McDonald's serving up wood-fired pizza! McYes, please.
- Jen JuneauThe cat circus is hiring, you say? SIGN US UP!