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Maritza Lugo

“Trying to cut my bangs is like an armless man aiming to pee. It’s all crooked and wrong and messy.”-@IndieLindsey

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  1. I just cut my own bangs on Sat. I should have been patient and waited for my daughter to do it, but she was busy. It was my sons Jr. Prom , so I couldn’t have picked a worse day to do it myself. I pulled them down straight in hopes of having my daughter point cut the ends, but when I went to cut I was above my fingers, not below (you cant see up close over 40!) and made the 1st cut and it was downhill from there. They ended up about an inch above my eyebrows (way too short for me) and now I am pinning them up until they grow out. At night when I take the clips out I look like Joe Dirt with a bad mullet. :( lol

  2. I don’t think it’s wrong for an armless man to aim to pee.

  3. funny :) hahaha