This is where I would put a picture of Spartacus’ balls if I wasn’t so classy
As a particularly hyperactive mutt approaches, Coco warns Ice that she needs to leash Spart. Evidently, they have had trouble with this dog before. This offends T to the point where he feels the need to insult the canine. “That’s an ugly dog. Little crackhead dog.”
Though it may seem like a stolen plot line from Three’s Company or Laverne & Shirley, there is a bumbling misunderstanding that results in a hilarious mistake:
Yes, her clothes say “Licous”.
The people in charge of the production of her line promise that the clothes will be fixed just before the start of her launch party, but Coco is so upset that she has to go back home, slip on a silk robe and vent her frustrations to T while providing a hand-made headrest for Spartacus to sleep on.
I totally “get” Coco when it comes to things like that. Sometimes when I notice my dog is scratching her ear, I’ll walk over and scratch it for her. I think she appreciates it.
When Ice takes Spartacus to his first training session to prepare for his shoot, he finds out that Spartacus will do virtually anything for pieces of cheese. This is one of the many things Spartacus and I have in common.
I made it almost halfway through without posting a picture of Spart’s balls.
But all the training appeared to be for naught when it came to Game Night. Though chihuahua Tobasco faired well in front of the lens with his signature “come hither” look, and the other doggy dudes performed equally lovely tasks, Spartacus just couldn’t seem to pull it together and refuses his commands of sits and stays.
I thought that this was the best thing to ever be shown on television.
Until I saw this.
Ice T sits off to the side and, ever the intellectual, figures out the missing component to this equation: cheese. And with a bit of offered cheddar, Spartacus begins to act like the gentlemen we all know lies within him.
When Coco’s big day arrives, her clothes are nowhere in site. She has a room full of curvy models with nothing to cover their curves. What happened? Sparkle happened.
She wasn’t authorized to pick up the packages of clothes, until Coco authorizes to do so. Using magic and wizardry, Coco somehow gets her authorization to the mailing service center making everything okay in the end. Or she uses the telephone. I forget which.