Teenage Wasteland

I Like Your New Hair, Miley

A few days ago, Miley Cyrus cut her hair short. Really short. Was it for a movie, or was it because she just wanted to? Is it because she wanted to give it to cancer patients? Is it because Liam wanted her to? Regardless of why she did it, IT’S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!

I think her new hair is really cute, and so does she. Judging by her tweets and all her pictures, it seems like the happiest she’s been in a while. So why is everyone hating on her?? FIRST OFF, she’s Miley Cyrus, and she’s probably accomplished more in the last 5 years than you ever will be. SECOND, it’s her hair, and she can do whatever she wants with it. THIRD, she rocks it. So please… just stop. Please.

People are even saying she looks like Draco Malfoy… What the (insert swear here)?! Whoever thought that “insult” was going to be offensive was wrong, because Tom Felton is really hot.

I like her hair a lot. I think it suits her and I don’t think anyone should be allowed to judge her. I tried short hair a few years ago, too, and it was really bad… but hers is really good…. so I’m kind of jealous. And everyone else should be, too. She looks amazing. I’m not clear to why she has so many haters… she’s done some wild things, but she’s also an adult. So give her a break. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR NEW HAIR, MILEY!

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