EINTKILFEverything I Need to Know, I Learned From Rachel BerryJessica Tholmer

One of my closest friends in the wide world Heather made me borrow season one of Glee a few years ago, and little did I know she was about to change my life. I used to claim to hate Glee because, well…I don’t really know why. Why wouldn’t I assume I would love a show that had not only show tunes and a capella covers of popular songs, but drama, love, heart, serious issues, diversity, and really ridiculously good looking people? Why did I think that?!

But anywho, basically Rachel Berry is my obsession because I think she is the prettiest person I have ever seen, and also she (well, Lea Michele) has the best singing voice ever and I wish she sang all of the songs in the world and I could just play them on loop and anyway let’s just say that:

EINTKILF Rachel Berry

1. Being part of something special makes you special.
I’m not gonna front and pretend like I wasn’t well loved in high school, but I still have a huge soft spot for people who struggle with acceptance because, well…I am an A) biracial B) poor C) woman so like that’s almost all of the minorities. But I had a great high school experience and people have always liked me and I am nerdy but in an endearing way, so I never really dealt with “everyone hating me” or anything, but I feel like at the same time I really love people who have no friends because I just love the misunderstood.

Rachel: Look, I know I’m just a sophomore, but I can feel the clock ticking away and I don’t want to leave high school with nothing to show for it.
Will: You get great grades. You’re a fantastic singer.
Rachel: Everybody hates me.
Will: You think glee club is going to change that?
Rachel: Being great at something is going to change it. Being part of something special makes you special, right?

And yeah, I’m one of those girls who likes myself, so sorry that I am not going to pretend like everyone doesn’t love me right now. #nothumble

2. How to get a boy to fall in love with you.
There is nothing I love more than a little determination in a love story. Rachel was so in love with Finn from like day one and she totally fights for her man. And it pays off! Even though she almost never sacrifices who she is to get him to love her except for that one time when she plays sexed up Sandy from Grease and he doesn’t even like it because he just likes her for who she is because he’s a real man, darn it! (I like Finn Hudson types, like a bunch.)

Finn: When I first joined, I thought you were kind of insane. I mean, you talk a lot more than you should, and to be honest with you, I looked under the bed and made sure that you weren’t hanging out under there. But then, I heard you sing. I don’t know how to say this, but you touched something in me. Right here.

Rachel attracts Finn with her super dorkiness and her beautiful singing voice and duh, who wouldn’t fall for that? Don’t stop believin’, you guys. It’s a thing.

3. There is nothing ironic about show choir!



4. Singing is the best.
I mean, like I said before, I could literally listen to Lea Michele sing the phone book and be content with my life.

Have you heard her “Being Good”? Okay, listen to it and try not to like…sob yourself to sleep.

5. Take risks.
You know when Rachel doesn’t get into NYADA, but then she invites Whoopi Goldberg to come see them sing at Nationals? Like who would even do that, right? And then of course she gets in to the school of her dreams. And then she goes there alone because Finn “breaks up with her” right before she gets on the train, and then even though Kurt ends up joining her in New York, she was totally ready to be on her own. 

AND her teacher Kate Hudson is super mean to her and she doesn’t give up. She is a risk taker, and I love her for it.

6. Don’t get married in freakin’ high school.
I guess this was kinda Finn’s call, but I mean, they were super ready to get married before Quinn got into that car accident because she was texting and driving and the wedding was postponed and if they had gone through with it, Rachel never would have dated super hot Brody. There are seven billion people in the world, you guys. You don’t have to marry your high school sweetheart in high school.

(Though I’m obviously #teamfinchel)

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  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1224450321 Brittany Berger

    I’m incapable of listening to her without singing louder than my music, and still getting goosebumps from just being in the presence of a recording of her voice. And her face when she sings…so. much. emotion.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=16921591 Molly Ann Magestro

    I am with you 100% about R. Berry singing the phone book. I would listen to it on repeat for forever. And I have literally said, multiple times, that the show should just let her sing all the songs ever.

    But! I can’t be a Finn fan ever since season 3. He kind of sucks a lot–outing Santana, getting violent when he’s angry (even if it’s just chairs he’s kicking), and making all these grand statements about how he and Rachel are meant to be together no matter what she does/where she goes/what she decides… She’s a million times too good for him, and he would have to grow up a lot to get me back on the Finnchel bandwagon.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=658864477 Jenny Lazo

    i love this!! rachel is my favorite glee character by far, especially because she’s so relatable and for all the things you listed here too. however, i do miss rachel from the earlier seasons. i feel she changed a bit since she got bangs.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001016783081 Jess Tholmer

      She has, but I think it’s good! Growing up and maturing. Part of life!

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=108400185 Sarah Surette

    This made me so happy!

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