Downton Abbey S2E1: All's Fair In Love And War, Including Blackmailing Mr. BatesKate Spencer

Allow me to begin this recap with a controversial statement: the two-hour premiere of season two of Downton Abbey was TOO MUCH DOWNTON! I never thought I’d utter such harsh words (how Edith of me!) but when my eyes began crossing and Mr. Moseley and Mr. Lang blended into one Super Footman-Valet Hybrid with the world’s worst comb-over, I knew the show had gone on far too long. But obviously the mega-episode was necessary to get out the eight billion new story lines and introduce us to a slew of new people to loathe. Also, Edith drove a tractor! Television has never felt so right.

At the start of this episode we are thrown into World War 1, effectively giving the viewer a visceral sense of what it must have been like to find oneself trapped in the trenches. It’s bloody, gruesome and worlds away from life at Downton. Perhaps no one knows this better than his Lordship, who seems desperate to legitimize his existence by returning to the horrors of war. The poor guy thinks he’s done this when he’s appointed a Colonel position with the army only to discover his role is simply to chit chat, throw parties and look pretty. Lord Crawley is both horrified and mortified by the mundanity of his assignment, and too up his own ass to realize this is how his poor daughters must feel every day.

Ah, his daughters. Of course the episode belongs to Mary and Matthew’s torrid love affair, which lingers on via stolen glances (or what’s commonly known in present times as “eye-f**king”) despite his engagement to Miss Lavinia Swire, a lovely mouse of lady who inexplicably favors dresses that show off her ankles. Mary puts on a brave face in front of her family when confronted with the news, but immediately breaks down to Anna when alone. I should note that this is the same Mary who, upon returning from months spent in London, greeted her maid/world’s kindest soul Anna simply by instructing her to pick up her suitcase. Ladies, take note — this is what a toxic friendship looks like.

Lavinia also has a mysterious relationship with Mary’s much older newspaper tycoon boyfriend, Sir Richard Carlisle, because OF COURSE SHE DOES. This is Downton Abbey, after all, where everyone is connected and everything is torrid. Sir Richard proposes to Mary halfheartedly at the train station, to which she offers up yet another indecisive response. This time it’s warranted – Sir Richard is about as romantic as a clogged toilet. Mary seeks love advice from Carson — ohhh, Carson! — who encourages her to open up to Matthew about her true feelings for him. But she dawdles and instead sends him back off to war with a meek kiss on the cheek and a tiny stuffed dog for good luck.

[DEAR EVERYONE: Don’t ever give your true love any human being on the planet a tiny stuffed dog as a token of your love and affection. Love, Kate]

Edith is still as smug and catty as ever, joyfully informing Mary of Matthew’s engagement and, later in the episode, getting worked up about a spill on her dress while Carson gets his heart attack on across the dining room table. But for all the loathsome things Edith does — and boy, are there many, many loathsome things — I can’t help but be charmed by her eager obsession with learning to drive. It’s so earnest! So sweet! So almost likable – until she goes and makes out with a married man behind a haystack. Finally Edith has her own Mr. Pamuk moment and oh, I can’t wait to see how Mary uses it against her.

Which brings us to Sybil, the saving grace of the Crawley sisterhood. Sybil, who makes her mother cry with her attempt at baking a cake. Sybil, who ain’t got time for no man when the higher duty of nursing calls. (Though I do love dear Bronson and admire him for his daring declaration of love. I have faith that hormones shall prevail.) Sybil, who turns Downton into a convalescent home in which men can recover from war and Thomas can redeem himself for everything he ever did, ever.

Yes, my heart broke into a billion little biscuit pieces watching a vulnerable Thomas open himself up to his fellow wounded soldier while in the hospital. Underneath that scowl and impeccable helmet hair is a suffering man, and maybe – maybe! – there’s a redeemable person in there. And really, who am I to judge? I sang that “Lighters” song as he lifted his hand from the trench in a (successful) attempt to be shot at. Proof that we’re all a little bit a-holey deep down, right?

All of us, that is, except Mr. Behhhhhts. After a dashing entrance via a smokey train, our sweet Bates returned to his dear Anna and proposed marriage, certain that his wife Vera would consent to a divorce if he offered her his savings. He even tempted Anna with the promise of one day opening a wee inn, which we all know is THE way to a girl’s heart. All we want is to open a B&B in the country! That’s it, mens! Do you not get how easy we ladies are? But all hope evaporated when Vera Bates shows up at Downton and blackmailed her husband into quitting his job by threatening to reveal the details surrounding Mr. Pamuk’s death. At this point, who doesn’t know that Mary was naked and panting while Mr. Pamuk died? But still, Bates takes the bait (you got punned!) and puts the Crawleys’ honor and reputation before his own, leaving Anna alone and weeping next to a pile of fish crates.

And as the major drama developed, little moments — with possibly huge future story lines — unfolded. Daisy kissed William and he made her “his girl” before heading off to war, even though she’s just not that into him. Lady Crawley continues to do O’Brien’s bidding, making her the best-dressed puppet in the entire UK. And O’Brien, though still a manipulative monster, revealed a gentler, sweeter side in this episode. We see her inwardly cringe when discussing the effects of the war on Thomas and she opens up about her family and connects with Mr. Lang about his “shell shock.” Could O’Brien be…flirting? Also, I took this note about O’Brien while watching the episode: “She kinda looks like a hot piece of a** this season. What’s changed?” So there’s that. Also, I am gross.

But most importantly, the Dowager Countess wore a giant headdress crafted solely of a billion raven feathers. That is how it’s done, my friends. That is how it’s done.

[Photo: ITV]

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  1. Love your blog!

  2. I love this show so much :) But please, this was a recap of the first two episodes, not just one – I think maybe in the US they showed them back to back, but when I’ve been watching them online they’re separated (we don’t have your luxuries in Australia – everything is delayed by about a decade before it’s shown here)

    If you watch any other double episodes, please let us know and label them as such – I read this after watching the first episode (the first half to you) and stopped after realising I hadn’t seen some of what you were talking about. It gave me a fright – I thought I had an edited version of the episode!

  3. I’m so sad I can’t watch the 2nd season! I just finished season 1 on netflix and LOVED IT, but alas we do not have a tuner for our tv and therefore don’t watch regular tv/stations. We watch everything via netflix, huluplus or zune on our xbox 360. I must endure until it comes out on there or on dvd! lol

  4. Is this show on Netflix? Cause a couple of my friends have recommended it to me because I like a lot of period type films and shows and I really want to watch it.

  5. ok, just dumb question, cause i keep getting confused. Should it be Lord and Lady Grantham? Wouldn’t the girls’ last names be Grantham as well. I thought it was just Matthew and his mother whose last name was Crawley

  6. I know how this all goes down, because I cheated and looked months ago (but I promise, No Spoilers!). But I actually felt really bad for Thomas when he willing had himself shot, and because he kind of fell in love with that wounded soldier. I mean, whose heart didn’t die a little when he was curled up in the corner crying over the suicide? I also really want Matthew and Mary to get together, even if there may not be a snowball’s chance in Hades of it happening.

    • I felt bad for him too. I really enjoyed how this episode redeemed the character of a lot of the “villains” from the first season.

      Also – is it wrong if I want Mr. Moseley to find love?! The poor guy!

  7. I am OBSESSED with Downton Abbey! I love how rich and layered each of the characters are. Not to mention the clothes!

  8. Finally being English has it’s perks!

  9. Love this recap, I’m completely hooked on Downton Abbey!

  10. O’Brien’s hair is glossier this season – I think that’s the hotness you’re seeing. While I LOVE D.A., I couldn’t help feeling a little uneasy , shifting around in my seat a few times, thinking: “Am I watching a British soap opera?” I just want the writers to scale back just a little. Just a tad bit. Just a bit more restraint. I do think that get a A+ on trying to nuance their characters a bit. And the Dowager Countess Violet still totally rules.

    • Indeed, something about O’Brien just sparkled! And yes, it is the soapiest of soaps. Embarrassed to admit that might be why I enjoy it so much.

  11. I don’t think Edith was all that joyful in telling Mary about Matthew’s engagement. She DID say “I don’t mean to hurt you.” But poor Edith too, she always gets side cast as the ‘boring sister’. :( Mary and Matthew’s eyes screamed VOLUMES though they never said anything that would cause a scandal. Ah the repression of feelings in a period show, classic. :)

    • Grace – maybe I am being too hard on Edith and her motives. That being said, she is one of my favorite characters and definitely my favorite sister. I actually find her quite layered and complex – she has good intentions but her attitude (her dress, making William feel guilty about not going to war) is horrid sometimes. Also she just wants to be loved and is so often cast away in Mary’s shadow. I hope she figures her ish out this season!