Don't Be That GirlRivka Rossi

This is where I breakdown things certain girls do that ruin it for the rest of us. Respect and REPRESENT PROPERLY LADIES!

We’ve all seen that drunk girl wandering outside the club/bar barefoot, and carrying her shoes. This is not a good look for a few reasons.

One, it’s mad gross; your feet are basically drenched in dirt and club juice, EW! I’m sure there is some sort of medical issue with that too but I’ll just be dramatic and scream to you all “ YOU COULD GET RABIES from that floor.”

Not even sure if that’s true or possible but, if I can stop one person from walking with their bare feet in public, I have done my job as President of the Bossy Female Club.

I’m the first to complain about uncomfortable heels. I rarely wear them, and I don’t need to endure such intense pain to get noticed.  This isn’t The Bachlorette.

However, I want you to remember that wearing 6-inch heels was a sober choice you made. Just because you are no longer sober that does not mean I have to watch that train wreck. People laugh at you, they do, and I’ve seen it. It’s a cruel world out there.

My advice is that the next time you want to get your platform look on, think twice or better yet just don’t do it. Any event longer than an hour requires comfortable shoes everyone knows that.

* The only exception to this rule is if you are wearing tights. You can be barefoot then because there is at least a centimeter of fabric protecting you from the ground. Smart right?

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  • Wayne Ambler

    What a load of c**p. There’s nothing at all wrong with a girl slipping off her shoes and dancing (or walking publicly) in her bare feet. For me it often actually increases their attractiveness. There’s something elegant about a woman in bare feet and it should be encouraged in my opinion

  • Catherine Maletis Kilgore

    Don’t be THAT GIRL who comments on this post with her panties in a knot, because she knows she IS that girl…..just sayin’

  • Ashley Espinosa

    Hey, they make those little fold-out flats you can carry with you in your purse so this is no longer a problem! Thank you Dr. Scholl’s :)

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  • Cristalle Stutrud

    I work at a bar in NYC and this is one of my top complaints about customers! The worst is definitely when they take their shoes off and walk around barefoot, basically injecting hepatitis into their bloodstream through their feet. Once a girl got a giant piece of broken glass through the bottom of her foot. There’s also the fact that walking drunk in flats is hard enough, but these girls try to run down stairs wasted and in heels. I’ve seen a girl dislocate her shoulder because she couldn’t handle her shoes! I’ve also seen a girl miss the front step as she was leaving and land face first into the pile of garbage on the ground.

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  • Jonathan Proctor

    Any girl that is upset by this is only upset because they have been this girl at one time or another.

  • Erin Olan

    hahaha how did this become such a battle? clearly you are all guilty and feel attacked. buy heels that don’t hurt i guess, or 86 em’ all together. whatever works. just breathe either way

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