Don't Be That Girl

This is where I breakdown things certain girls do that ruin it for the rest of us. Respect and REPRESENT PROPERLY LADIES!

We’ve all seen that drunk girl wandering outside the club/bar barefoot, and carrying her shoes. This is not a good look for a few reasons.

One, it’s mad gross; your feet are basically drenched in dirt and club juice, EW! I’m sure there is some sort of medical issue with that too but I’ll just be dramatic and scream to you all “ YOU COULD GET RABIES from that floor.”

Not even sure if that’s true or possible but, if I can stop one person from walking with their bare feet in public, I have done my job as President of the Bossy Female Club.

I’m the first to complain about uncomfortable heels. I rarely wear them, and I don’t need to endure such intense pain to get noticed.  This isn’t The Bachlorette.

However, I want you to remember that wearing 6-inch heels was a sober choice you made. Just because you are no longer sober that does not mean I have to watch that train wreck. People laugh at you, they do, and I’ve seen it. It’s a cruel world out there.

My advice is that the next time you want to get your platform look on, think twice or better yet just don’t do it. Any event longer than an hour requires comfortable shoes everyone knows that.

* The only exception to this rule is if you are wearing tights. You can be barefoot then because there is at least a centimeter of fabric protecting you from the ground. Smart right?

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