Donna Martin Graduates (to Prostitution): My Favorite Made-For-TV MoviesSarah Heyward

I was lucky enough to grow up in a veritable golden age of made-for-TV movies. Between Lifetime, Hallmark, and ABC After School Specials, the ’80s and ’90s were positively overflowing with melodramatic tales theoretically designed to be watched and discussed as a family but more usually devoured and mocked at slumber parties. Much of the time, these flicks starred popular teen actors in an effort to draw more viewers, but even with unknowns, the stories were as gruesome and depraved as they were memorable. A few that scarred me for life:

For the Love of Nancy (aka the Tracey Gold eating disorder movie)

Eating disorders were an extremely popular topic for made-for-TV movies, so it was hard for me to pick just one. After all, the Calista Flockhart vehicle The Secret Life of Mary Margaret taught me that some bulimics store their vomit in Tupperware in their bedroom closets. And Perfect Body starring none other than the Pink Power Ranger, Amy Jo Johnson, tied together eating disorders with the competitive world of gymnastics. Hard to resist. But this Tracey Gold special was particularly poignant because the actress herself was suffering from an eating disorder at the time and actually collaborated with the filmmakers to incorporate elements of her own story. Most important, Mark-Paul Gosselaar plays her brother. Enough said.

Co-Ed Call Girl

Tori Spelling at her absolute cheese-tastic best! Based on a true story (but of course), Tori plays a debt-ridden young college student who gets drawn into the world of high-class escorts before finding out (shocker) that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. The clear predecessor to more recent gems like The Client List, this movie stuck with me because of how easy they made it look to fall into the world of depravity and paid sex. Tori gets involved because her roommate signs her up as a joke. A simple college prank leads to prostitution and (spoiler alert) a shoot-out! Should we be doing this to all our enemies?

Sarah T. – Portrait of a Teenage Alcoholic

This movie was actually made in the 70s, but for some reason (read: brilliance) it’s remained meaningful even to those of us born in later decades. Starring Linda Blair of The Exorcist, Sarah T. tells the story of a 15-year old girl who has the same problems most 15-year old girls have. She’s lonely, her parents are divorced, she’s jealous of her older sister, and so on. The inevitable solution to these arguably mundane teenage woes is, of course, alcohol. To an extreme degree. Sarah T’s life devolves from there, culminating in a shocking climax involving a dead horse. Yeah, it goes there.

I Know My First Name is Steven

Another ripped-from-the-headlines winner, this movie is based entirely on the true story of Steven Stayner, kidnapped at the age of seven and held against his will until he escaped at age fourteen. Honestly, this is one of the best made-for-TV movies out there and I am being entirely serious. While it is admittedly terrifying (pedophiles! kinky threesomes! cigarette smoking!), it’s also extremely well done, well acted, and true to the real life events. If you read the Wikipedia page about Steven Stayner and then watch the movie, you’ll see that almost every detail in the movie is accurate to what really happened. This whole story has to bear at least some of the blame for my ever-present and crippling fear of kidnapping, despite the fact that I am now at the age where I’d more likely be the perpetrator than the victim.

15 and Pregnant

What’s funny about this Kirsten Dunst vehicle is that given our current obsession (and resulting acceptance) of shows like 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom, there’s nothing shocking about the premise. But at the time, I was completely scandalized. A 15-year old girl from a decent home was not only having sex but becoming pregnant? And having to just, like, deal? Despite the fact that at the time I was absolutely, positively, tragically nowhere near kissing a boy let alone doing anything that could theoretically lead to a baby, this movie scared the crap out of me. From not being able to button her favorite jeans to catching her baby daddy cheating, life for Kirsten was grim as an expectant mother. Although looking back now, the message of this movie was a little shady because the unwanted baby does, in fact, help heal Kirsten’s broken family and bring them all closer together. Hmmm.

She Cried No a.k.a. Freshman Fall

No list of made-for-TV movies would be complete without this shining piece of history, starring none other than Candace Cameron and Mark-Paul Gosselaar! He plays, of course, a known date rapist who Candace readily befriends in an effort to fit in her freshman year of college. Lo and behold, he sets his sights on her, and one disturbing party scene later, her life is ruined. This movie is actually mostly about how hard it is to prosecute date rape and the double standard of Candace’s tarnished reputation vs. Mark-Paul’s golden boy image. It’s all interesting enough, or at least it was in 1996, but all that matters to me is that we’re supposed to buy Zack freakin’ Morris as a date rapist. Kelly and Jessie would definitely not approve.

While these movies should be lauded for tackling serious and sensitive issues most TV shows don’t dare approach, the overall lack of production quality, mediocre writing, and at once saccharine-and-gratuitous tone are what most people remember. But if you want to host a whole different kind of Halloween horror movie night, you can always scare yourself stupid with a double feature of kidnapping and DJ Tanner date rape.

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  • Brittne Rehrauer

    Honestly, my favorite Lifetime movie of all time is “A Woman Scorned: The Betty Broderick Story” starring Meredith Baxter-Birney. It is AMAZING – seriously, watch it on a rainy day.

  • Lindsey Aylward

    What about the one where this crazy ass girlfriend makes her boyfriend kill another girl who liked him? I forget all the details, but I think both the bf and gf are at the Air Force Academy when they get arrested. It was based on a true story. Obviously. :)

  • Santina Muha

    This article is my favorite. I am a Made for TV movie junkie.

  • Meredith McCann

    My favorite is Friends Til the End with Shannon Doherty and Jason or Jeremy London. They’re both in a sorority/fraternity, but they’re also in a really badass alternative band. Then one of Shannon’s sorority sisters tries to usurp her life because they competed against each other in a singing competition when they were kids. There’s murder and sexy results and even a They Might be Giants reference.

  • Veronika MacLean

    We actually had to watch dying to tell in health class in high school, which went over so well considering it was 2008

  • Rebekah Druszkowski Haniacek

    Anything with Kellie Martin! The Face on the Milk Carton also scared me of being kidnapped as a kid, and Death of a Cheerleader makes me stop and watch everytime! But by far I Know My First Name is Steven was a movie I saw maybe twice and remember to this day!

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  • Marcela Xavier

    One of the saddest things on being Brazilian is having Lifetime Channel discarded from all cable tv networks after 2003 and not having access to all of those AMAZING WONDERFUL RICH CREATIVE DRAMATIC made for tv movies.

  • Stephanie Grant

    I have to recommend Death of a Cheerleader for this list!

  • Elizabeth Granstrand

    I second Mother May I sleep with Danger. That movie is so good, anytime it comes on Lifetime I have to watch it. Plus, best title ever.
    I also loved the other Tori Spelling classic, Death of a Cheerleader, which involved her getting (spoiler alert!) stabbed and killed by a bullied Kellie Martin. That movie is incredible, and is the reason I always worry one of the Real Housewives is going to kill another.

  • Alyssa Fisher

    I second Sarah’s suggestion of No One Would Tell with Candace and Fred- so classic.

  • Dana Maria

    Yep– anytime Dying to Belong is on TV, I have to watch it.

  • Sarah Shemkus

    Might I suggest the following additions:

    – Dying to Belong, in which Jenna von Oy dies in a sorority hazing stunt gone awry, and Hilary Swank and Mark-Paul Gosselaar uncover the scandal for the college paper.

    No One Would Tell, in which Candace Cameron has an abusive, and ultimately deadly, relationship with Fred Savage.

    And, for the title alone, the Tori Spelling vehicle, Mother May I Sleep With Danger.

    • Tiffany Young

      No One Would Tell was the must see TV movie when I was in middle school.

    • Sarah Heyward

      I literally own “No One Would Tell” on DVD! Totally should have included it :)

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