— But seriously

What I learned from dating someone with a drinking problem

I was holding a plastic tray full of miniature bottles of alcohol—including SKYY Vodka, Beefeater Gin and Johnnie Walker—as part of my Halloween costume. I was a 1970s retro stewardess. My bowl of peanuts was still full, but all the bottles were nearly empty. I watched as my then-boyfriend chugged the last one. I should have known to bring decoys filled with Coca-Cola and water, instead—even though I knew that wouldn’t solve his drinking problem. His MacGyver disguise couldn’t hide it, either.

I should have broken up with him after he downed those mini bottles. Up until that moment, I’d seen and heard enough signs and glimpses of his drinking-induced temper: the times he’d been curt for no reason (alcohol), more impatient than usual (alcohol), oh, and after hearing the story about the time he punched his cousin (alcohol). But it was Halloween, my favorite holiday, and who wants to break up on Halloween?

After the party, a group of us walked back to his house. We were on Sunset Boulevard amidst a crowd of jovial Alice in Wonderlands and men dressed as The Golden Girls. We started discussing his female neighbor. She “stopped by” a lot, particularly when I was not around. He got defensive and raised his voice. He flipped my plastic tray and sent the bottles flying. I watched as they shattered and decorated the asphalt like glitter. I knew then that I was done.

I walked the other way and went home, alone. The next morning, I said good-bye to him for good and made a vow to myself: no more alcoholics, and certainly no more enabling such guys by carrying around a tray of their vice. I wasn’t helping them or myself.

A few months earlier, when we had started dating, I ignored the hints that he was an alcoholic. He drank a lot sometimes, sure, but I didn’t know just how much and that he often did so alone. I didn’t realize that his having a beer after work was more a daily coping mechanism than a random occurrence. I thought he’d stop, and that I could help him. But you have to want to the help in order for it to work.

Though we’d met at a mutual friend’s party—at a bar, no less—we’d both been Internet-dating at the time. When we decided to be exclusive, he showed me his profile before disabling it. He had three mentions of alcohol in it, and multiple photos where he’s holding a drink. Plus, his face was flushed in most of them, a drinker’s blush on his cheeks. You know the kind.

Suffice it to say, I’d ignored the signs.

That wasn’t the first time I’d dated someone with a drinking problem. Guys like my ex were charming, nice and fun—until they didn’t know how to stop drinking and “a couple drinks before we go” turned into nearly a half-bottle of whiskey for them and a half-finished glass of wine for me.

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