I was just on a flight watching Coco and Ice-T talk about their “Sexual Code”. I would have preferred turbulence. I always thought The Mile High Club was me having sex, not me watching those two talk about their sex on KTLA. Coco said that her goal is to “become the ultimate woman for him”. Even with a cruising altitude of 32,000 feet, there’s not enough distance from the sky to the ground for me to be able to unsee that interview.
Allow me to share some other things for you to watch, none of which have Coco and Ice-T talking about her “perfect booty” or boasting of his opening line when they met: “She said she wanted someone nice. I said, If you take the ‘N’ away from nice, you get Ice, baby.” By the way, every writer from Law & Order: SVU wants you to know that they did not write that line. So does every intern.
Check out these funny video shorts…
A Great Catch: Cheri Oteri stars in this look at how a woman gets a little crafty when she craves meeting the perfect guy. Is ‘crafty’ a typo meant to be ‘crazy’? You decide. Also stars: Dateline’s Chris Hansen, The Sarah Silverman Program’s Steve Agee and Dan Finnerty of Dan Finnerty and the Dan Band. WATCH HERE
This Party Took a Turn for the Douche (Garfunkel and Oates): Riki Lindhome and Kate Micucci’s official video for their hit song. Featuring: Sarah Silverman, Tig Notaro, Alia Shawkat, Har Mar Superstar and more. WATCH HERE
The Creepy Hand Model: Ellen Sirot with Michaela Watkins: Did you guys catch the various interviews that went viral with the real-life Ellen Sirot? Home Girl is a piece of work (the real Ellen Sirot on Katie Couric’s Eye to Eye) Now take a looksee at Michaela Watkins (SNL, The Back Up Plan) spot on take of Sirot. WATCH HERE
So, What Are You Doing After?: Finally, if you hate real people, here’s a ‘lil animated action for you. Is hating real people when you’re a Furry, or is that something else? In this short, enjoy the typical lesbian hitting on a straight girl on a mountain in Hollywood situation. WATCH HERE
Oh my god. This is so crazy, you guys. I’ve only just realized that I’ve recommended four videos that I either wrote or produced or appeared in and sometimes, all of the above! What are the odds?! Okay, well, I have no idea where the delete button is on this thing (my own laptop), so I guess I’ll just leave these four videos up (mine). This went well (just as I planned).
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