Cézanne Colvin
Cézanne is a blogger who moonlights as a cat. You can find her at filleosophy.com, @filleosophy, or in a perpetual state of distress.
ITEM OF THE DAY
Item of the Day
by Cézanne Colvin
You know how some movies are so bad they’re good? Sometimes I see something so unnecessary that I decide it’s necessary. Spoiler:... more...
ITEM OF THE DAY
Item of the Day
by Cézanne Colvin
Even though I sort of like being an adult and enjoying all the privileges it has to offer me (like night cream... more...
Misogynist Soup
NOT-SO-SPECIAL BROWNIES, SUFFERIN’ FOR SUFFRAGE AND HAVE WE TRIVIALIZED MENTAL ILLNESSES ENOUGH YET?
by Cézanne Colvin
To make this week’s Misogynist Soup, you will need the following ingredients: UC Berkeley Republican bake sale organizers. Saudi Arabia. The designers... more...
Notes From The Powder Room
PAY ATTENTION TO ME: The Radioactive Lip Diaries and a Fish Shout-Out
by Cézanne Colvin
As a human of the moderately materialistic variety, I’ve often found it difficult to connect with nature and get on its level.... more...
Notes From The Powder Room
BRIGHT EYES: Not Just a Band I Sort Of Liked in Junior High
by Cézanne Colvin
I used to spend countless depressing hours in my bedroom listening to Bright Eyes when I was younger. Don’t ask. Nowadays, I... more...
Notes From The Powder Room
SMOOTH OPERATOR: Shiny/Sexy/Smooth Hair is Mine! It’s All Happening!
by Cézanne Colvin
When I was 10 years old, I had straight hair and I was an absolute creep. At school, I sat directly behind... more...
“I’m Not a Feminist, But…”
by Cézanne Colvin
“As you know in fashion, one day, you’re in, and the next day, you’re out,” Heidi Klum has ominously told the cast... more...
Misogynist Soup
Too Pretty for Homework, Domestic Violence is A-OK and “Finally, a Beer Just for Women”
by Cézanne Colvin
To make this week’s Misogynist Soup, you will need the following ingredients: J.C. Penney. Crossing my fingers that fashion is this cutting-edge... more...
Notes From The Powder Room
MAKE-UP FOR TEENS + EXTREME SISTER MAKEOVER!
by Cézanne Colvin
I know. I know, I know, I know. You’re a super-fierce baby adult and you want to get buck wild at Sephora,... more...
Misogynist Soup
American Appalling, One Nation Under Rick Perry, and the Hollywood Gentlemen’s Club
by Cézanne Colvin
To make this week’s Misogynist Soup, you’re going to need the following ingredients: American Apparel: More of us can finally shop there,... more...
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