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An Open Letter to Women Who Measure Bra Sizes at Department Stores

Dear Women Who Measure Bra Sizes at Department Stores, You are life changers. You really are. You are like the Oprah of... more...

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An Open Letter to People Who Stand Too Close

Dear People Who Stand Too Close, Excuse me sir or madam, but I am not sure you understand exactly what it is... more...

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An Open Letter to Snacks

Dear Snacks, I would like to formally declare my love for snacks! See, I’m on the snacks diet. It’s a pretty good... more...

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An Open Letter to a Lap Desk (and Bed)

Dear Lap Desk (and Bed), Oh Lap Desk! You are my Lebowski Rug. You tie my life together. You cater to me,... more...

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An Open Letter to ABC Family

Dear ABC Family, It seems like just yesterday I was scrolling the cable channels on a giant box TV set in a... more...

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An Open Letter to Arts & Crafts

Dear Arts & Crafts, Oh, how I long for the days of endless piles of multicolored construction paper, pipe cleaners and pom-poms!... more...

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An Open Letter to Walking

Dear Walking, Hey, moms and middle-aged ladies of the world – I totally get it. Walking is awesome. And I’m not talking... more...

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An Open Letter to Emojis

Dear Emojis, I love you. If I were going to write you this letter in Emoji, then I would use the following... more...

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An Open Letter to Pinterest

Dear Pinterest, As a 20-something female who considers herself “web savvy” and “social” and “up with the trends” and “probably going to... more...

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An Open Letter to Grandparents

Dear Grandparents, You are sometimes zany and wacky and some of you smell like chicken noodle soup all the time and others... more...