Harps Not Lyres
Rescue Ranger: How to Save a Dog Trapped in a Mud Cave
by Hesley Harps
Guys. Have you ever been a mile deep in a mud cave, posing for a photo in a circle of headlamp light,... more...
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I Love Holiday Pet Faces!
by Hesley Harps
Guys. Awesome holiday pet faces make me laugh and warm my heart! There are so many smooshed, lovable, scrumptious little faces full... more...
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Holidays I Wish Existed
by Hesley Harps
Guys. Don’t get me wrong, I love the holiday season, but we all know that this time of year can get pretty... more...
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Nip Holiday Anxiety in the Bud
by Hesley Harps
Guys. The holiday season gives me serious anxiety. It all starts when the decorations go up in October and then, by the... more...
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Let’s Start a Fantasy Boy Band League!
by Hesley Harps
Guys. Let’s start a Fantasy Boy Band League, à la Fantasy Football! Honestly, who hasn’t wished that Nick Carter and Justin Timberlake... more...
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May I Test Your Private Island?
by Hesley Harps
Guys. Sometimes I daydream for hours about jobs that are not and never will be real jobs. But dreams are dreams, y’all,... more...
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Do You Believe in Psychics?
by Hesley Harps
Guys. Do you believe in psychics? I’ve always been on the fence about the topic, but now my mind has been blown... more...
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Moustaches: A Love Story
by Hesley Harps
Guys. I want to spend a little time talking about my love affair…with moustaches. If you know me, you know that anything... more...
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Harps, Not Lyres: It’s 3am and I’m Buying Count Chocula in Bulk
by Hesley Harps
I love shopping in the middle of the night. You see, I am a terrible insomniac, so I often find myself wandering... more...
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Harps, Not Lyres: “Where the Sun Don’t Shine”
by Hesley Harps
Guys. I went hiking a few weeks ago. In the nude. Please don’t tell my mom, okay? What started off as a... more...
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