“No…YOU’RE pretty!!!!!!!!!!!” -@JamesDeen

I care for my phone the way Gollum cares for the ring in Lord Of The Rings. If anything happened to it,…

“Not everyone understands my laundry method. It’s simple. If it’s clean, it’s on the floor. If it’s dirty, it’s on the floor…

Call me mean and judgy, but I hate those stick-figure stickers that people put on their minivans showing how many kids they…

“I woke up this morning thinking, ‘I need to buy a khaki skirt’. As if there was an emergency khaki skirt situation….

Of all the things I am — writer, entertainer, amateur wine connoisseur, Apple TV advocate — “pet owner” is one of the…

“Decided to dry shave my legs, didn’t work out very well… oops.” @L0stTheGamee

I’m always one for function when I buy a product, but when it comes with fun, I’m sold.  Made of impact resistant…