“You know you’re single when you develop a personal relationship with the pizza guy.”- @TheSilentSpace

I have this problem where I read many books at the same time. It’s not simple. I take on anywhere between three…

Everybody loves Ray Ban’s. Their Wayfarer sunglasses have been the coolest of cool since way before we were born. These Wayfarer’s are…

“I wanna scream at everything until I’m rich, thin, and married.”-@MZeld

“Last night I was told I smelled clean. I think it’s because I had switched purses.” -@WritingInBed

Short people shouldn’t wear green because of the leprechaun thing.  -@Aspersioncast

Getting older can be terrifying. I’m scared of turning of 23. (I know, I know that’s not old at all, but I…

What do you say we all lighten up? No? Okay. -@Danforthfrance