I’m a total Harry Potter geek, so when I saw this little light switch plate on Etsy I was smitten. It says…

“There is no such thing as a runner’s high. It’s the relief of not dying.”-@CurlyComedy

I’ve been attempting this new thing called portion control. For those of you who are unfamiliar, portion control is when you eat…

“Pity party of 1. Your table is now available.”-@YankeeDoodleNic

I have a serious problem when it comes to glasses, in that I am constantly breaking them.  I don’t know what is…

“Talking to my dad on the phone is like checking in with live doppler weather updates.”-@FredaFoster

My apartment is a strange combination of sophisticated (ikat blankets, lots and lots of useless throw pillows) and utterly childlike (ice cream…

“I liked my boyfriend better when he was imaginary.” – @_Vaginasaurus