Becca Sands

Becca is a twenty-something unemployed music teacher from the suburbs of Philadelphia who now lives in the outskirts of Pittsburgh. She’s not sure if she’s a Gryffindor or a Hufflepuff, so if you figure it out, let her know. Her tumblr followers describe her as stunning, hilarious, classy, egotistical, and arrogant, but what do they know. You can follow her on tumblr and twitter.

A Very Guantanamo Christmas: How I Might Spend This Holiday in Jail

I had a run in with the law back in July. I was speeding. My b. That’s short for “my bad”, for... more...

I Want to be BFFs with Emma Watson (But Not Suri Cruise)

Sometimes I think about what it would be like to be friends with famous people. Of course, the thing about this is... more...

Prudes Are People, Too!

A friend of mine recently asked me for some advice. This bright lady, a few years younger than me, had been on... more...

Be Kind on Black Friday

I’ve been working retail for a little over a year now. I started in a women’s clothing store and am now also... more...

That Time Someone Tried to Murder My Mother

Cast of characters: My dad – my dad Shakira – my mom unnamed drunk woman – crazy biyotch Valerie – Shakira’s friend,... more...

Confession: I’ve Won 24 Oscars (and Counting)

I do a lot of embarrassing things by choice. Not just tripping over myself or dropping things or waving back to a... more...

How to Be the Hipster of the Hipsters

Now more than ever, it is important to understand how to a hipster’s hipster. I’m talking how to not be stuck in... more...

I Get an ‘F’ in Childhood Experiences

I know I’m supposed to be writing about Pittsburgh Fashion Week, which was super awesome, but my photos and business cards are... more...

A Love Letter to My Bestie and How to Recognize a Bestie When You Have One

I haven’t always had a bestie. I always had friends, but never a real bestie. I nearly had one back in elementary school... more...

A Week and a Half of Adulthood

I’ve been 24 for a week and a half. Whoever tells you that it’s just like 23 is a dirty liar. It’s... more...