It’s that awful time of summer when even though we’re still rocking crop tops and SPF 50, the advertisers of the world seem to think it’s already September. “Back to School” commercials are everywhere, hawking everything from pens and paper to new wardrobes. While I may or may not have been one of those dorky kids who actually got excited by these kinds of commercials (mostly for the promise of a shopping spree), there’s no denying how depressing they are. Especially since I’m too old at this point to justify the fact that I still think of the calendar year as starting in September and ending in August. So instead of worrying about what we’re going to need for Fall 2012, let’s think back on what we would have been buying if it were, say, 1992 and we were the luckiest girls in the entire 2nd grade.
Extremely popular from the 1970s (!) through the 1990s, Trapper Keepers were actually banned at my elementary school for reasons entirely unclear to me. I’m pretty sure I still had one and kept it hidden in my desk, and I know for sure I have two today, one featuring an abstract 80s print and the other a classic Lisa Frank horse (thank you to my BFF Lesley). Trapper Keepers almost always had a theme, whether it was sports, animals, or something branded like a TV show or video game. In the 90s, ones like the picture above, featuring computer-generated images, became part of a special group known as The Designer Series. Honestly, these were all just glorified binders, but they came with groovy folders and plastic rings instead of metal, plus that loud Velcro closure that let everyone know you were positively the coolest kid around.
Sanrio Pencil Case
Okay, they didn’t have to be Sanrio, the eponymous makers of all things Hello Kitty, but they almost always were. These were magical little pencil cases that did so much more than hold things. See the little colored buttons on the left side? Each of those, when pressed, opened a different secret compartment that might be filled with miniature stationery, stickers, little envelopes, tiny pens, and so on. I remember cherishing the contents of my pencil case so much I never, ever wanted to use them, so at the end of each school year, I had a pristine collection of miniature school supplies that had gone completely to waste. Note to young readers: use your school supplies and stickers now! Live for today! It’s worth it!
These pencils were absolutely wild! Highly unavailable today – and highly sought after by “pencil collectors”, yes these people exist – these were wacky-colored and patterned pencils that had wacky, colorful advertising to go along with them. The commercials implied that owning some Yikes! pencils would transform even the dullest kid into a total cool cat. From what I remember, these weren’t technically considered to be #2 pencils, so I had to switch over to a plain ol’ regular pencil whenever I was taking a standardized test. But there was no better accessory for a Sanrio pencil case than a dozen Yikes! stuffed inside.
While they came in a variety of shapes and sizes, I remember the Troll pencil toppers as being by far the most popular. One of my most sensual experiences in elementary school involved making my Troll pencil topper kiss my crush’s Troll pencil topper. Everyone was jealous. It was pretty special. These were banned in some schools because kids were playing with their pencil toppers instead of paying attention, but I’m pretty sure they had a late 90s resurgence after Cher Horowitz debuted her pink-feathered pen in Clueless.
Lisa Frank Folders
And Lisa Frank pencil cases, Trapper Keepers, erasers, notebooks, book covers… I had them all, and let’s face it, I still do. Lisa Frank memorabilia is readily available to this day in both vintage (eBay, Etsy) and new (the Lisa Frank online store). But its heyday was so obviously in the late 80s and early 90s, when every girl who knew a thing or two was carrying her important private papers around in a folder covered in neon leopards, kissing polar bears, and unicorns tap dancing while riding rainbows under waterfalls.
Mmm, I can still imagine the scents of these delightful little markers today. Pink (melon) was always my favorite, but I loved using all of them and smelling how delicious my (usually hideous) drawing came out to be. So, they do still make a version of these today, but I have a feeling they are way less popular than they used to be. Is it that schools wanted to stop encouraging kids from, I dunno, sniffing their school supplies? At the very least, Mr. Sketch sent (scent? heh heh) a mixed message, since we were forbidden from sniffing our glue sticks yet positively encouraged to take a big whiff of these supposedly non-toxic “fragrance”-filled markers. Regardless, these are responsible for at least half my elementary school class walking around with rainbow-colored smudges on their noses.
Often but certainly not always in the shape of Keroppi or another Sanrio character, these rubber erasers were utterly collectible, trade-able, and cherish-able. I can still remember the smell and the chewy feel of them. Why were we using pencils and erasing so much when we were little? Do kids today even use pencils? I feel like they totally don’t. Oh, and did I mention that many of these cute little erasers were scented? That’s right, a strawberry would smell like a strawberry and so on. Along those lines, who among us can claim never to have tasted one? There has to be a reason I know exactly how an eraser would feel in my mouth right now, and it’s not from chewing the tops of my Yikes! pencils (heaven forbid).
You guys, I miss using a lunchbox and sharpening my now-nonexistent pencils using a secret pencil sharpening compartment that appeared only when I pressed the pink button on my Spottie Dottie pencil case. At the very least, can we make the switch from laptops to Trapper Keepers? The end of summer isn’t quite as depressing when you’re carrying your back-to-school work around in something with a neon airbrushed sunset on the front.