Miss Utah Slips Up, Misogynists Move In For The KillMelanie SchmitzIn case you missed it, this weekend played host to the annual Miss USA Pageant in Las Vegas, Nevada. I’m not a…
A Thank You Letter to Matt SmithMelanie SchmitzDear Matt Smith: This weekend we learned, to our dismay, that you would be leaving the show that catapulted you to fame…
Like This? Try That!Like The Beatles? Try Tame ImpalaMelanie Schmitz‘Hey Jude’. ‘Strawberry Fields Forever’. ‘Eleanor Rigby’. ‘Happiness Is A Warm Gun’. You don’t need context – everyone automatically knows exactly who…
How To Survive a Season FinaleMelanie Schmitz‘Tis the season to be miserable. Fa la la la la, la la la la. With the impending close of many of…
Like This? Try That!Like Colin Firth? Try Richard Armitage!Melanie SchmitzEvery time a bell rings, an angel inserts the Pride and Prejudice box set and women everywhere faint collectively – or at…
Like This? Try That!Liked ‘Buffy'? Try ‘Being Human'Melanie SchmitzOver the years, cult following of the show Buffy the Vampire Slayer has seemed to grow tenfold. A little while back, a…
The Doctor Is In: Why You, Too, Should Be Watching ‘Doctor Who'Melanie SchmitzFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on humanity for taking so long to tell me how preposterously awesome…
Sex, Lies and Mormon Make-Outs: A ConfessionMelanie SchmitzI have a secret. I was born and grew up Mormon. Yes, those “weird people” who don’t drink coffee, tea or alcohol….
